If men design womens underwear... Does that mean women...
15 years ago
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Okay... This may be a bit of bragging... I got a rather big package upfront, at least bigger than average (No I won't show pictures, you can see it in person)... And I HATE BOXERS, not the dog, the underwear.... Boxers are so unoriginal and unflattering... Same thing with standard tighty whities... Just because your daddy, and your grandpa wore them, doesn't mean YOU have to...
I see a guy in boxers or belly button height tighty whities and I am instantly bored... Show off! Be adventurous! But don't go commando... Leave a little to the imagination, a bit of tease...
So... Anyway...
Most woman's underwear (the sexy stuff) is mostly made by male designers...
So does this mean females design mens sexy undies?
Because I swear their idea of a "front" for any type of sexy undies, ex: Bikinis, string bikinis, thongs, jockstraps, boy/party shorts, short boxerbreifs, even some stuff that says it has a 'pouch' all seem to be designed to completely SQUISH my junk up against my body... Now there are plenty of undies that do have room upfront for me, have support without being a hernia belt, and nice pouches and comfy materials, and I own a few tons of them, but in all honesty most male underwear I find is a flat front ordeal...
Why is it women get to show off their knockers, while guys have to basically be "Ken Dolls"? I love seeing guys in tight jeans or thin shorts with a nice bulge upfront, or guys in speedos (Only good looking guys please for the speedo thing)... If ya got it, flaunt it! I mean women can't be the only ones that want to show off how 'Well hung' they are in their own type of way, so why does it seem guys do all they can to be UN-sexy? It's like, "I dont care how carved your abs are; I wanna know you didn't use steroids to get them." *laughs*
I see a guy in boxers or belly button height tighty whities and I am instantly bored... Show off! Be adventurous! But don't go commando... Leave a little to the imagination, a bit of tease...
So... Anyway...
Most woman's underwear (the sexy stuff) is mostly made by male designers...
So does this mean females design mens sexy undies?
Because I swear their idea of a "front" for any type of sexy undies, ex: Bikinis, string bikinis, thongs, jockstraps, boy/party shorts, short boxerbreifs, even some stuff that says it has a 'pouch' all seem to be designed to completely SQUISH my junk up against my body... Now there are plenty of undies that do have room upfront for me, have support without being a hernia belt, and nice pouches and comfy materials, and I own a few tons of them, but in all honesty most male underwear I find is a flat front ordeal...
Why is it women get to show off their knockers, while guys have to basically be "Ken Dolls"? I love seeing guys in tight jeans or thin shorts with a nice bulge upfront, or guys in speedos (Only good looking guys please for the speedo thing)... If ya got it, flaunt it! I mean women can't be the only ones that want to show off how 'Well hung' they are in their own type of way, so why does it seem guys do all they can to be UN-sexy? It's like, "I dont care how carved your abs are; I wanna know you didn't use steroids to get them." *laughs*
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All ya need is a thong with "Hoser" written on the crotch. ^_^