(Note: This is a parody journal of Bud Light's Real Men of Genius. Whereas some of my views are indeed stated in the following, at least 90 percent of this content is for comedic purposes. If I offended anyone who reads this, I apologize for it was not my reason for making this journal.)

Today I salute you, Mr. Cute-Looking Nerdy Guy with Glasses.

Growing up as a nerd was indeed tough. Always studying all the time, rather have your nose in a book than watching wrestling like the "real guys" back in Elementary School, taking interests in the latest episodes of Power Rangers, Beetle Borgs, VR Troopers and Masked Rider rather than watch Michael Jordan and the Chicago bulls dominate in the game with the ball in it, and dealing with bullies because they wish they knew why mommy left daddy when all you had to do was look at their behavior and immediately figure out why.

You never got the girl, you were always the go-to guy for homework and tests, you actually had a favorite subject in school and you were always the teachers and principal's favorite person. And now that your grown and used your savvy to make the world better for all of us, you couldn't be any more hotter than you already are. I mean, they even made the horn-rimmed glasses you were ridiculed for wearing back in Middle School popular.

Your diligence and intelligence has definitely paid off, Mr. Cute-Looking Nerdy Guy with Glasses. Because whether your gay, straight, bi or pan (mostly bi and pan by census), just the way you carry yourself makes people find you absolutely adorable, including me. Just the way you smile tells me, "Hi. I know the entire Superman mythology and I can tell it in a way to make you want to take me out for dinner three nights in a row and have you take me back to your place for desert for five." And I eat it up.

Your glasses always has a way of making your smile even brighter and cuter than originally deemed possible. And even though I think you're still cute with the glasses off, I would prefer them on even while in bed because you look so damn cute when you blush with them on underneath me. And the fact that you come in different flavors to choose from makes you eye candy that actually tastes delicious.

Especially the chubby Asian brand, but that's just me being biased...

So give yourself a round of applause, Mr. Cute-Looking Nerdy Guy with Glasses. After being at the bottom for so long, you now have the option to top, unless you really really like being a bottom.