BLAME  Urine

Ten things I wish I could say to people:

I DON'T WISH FOR ANYTHING

Nine things about myself:

1. I don't have much to say or I'm too nervous to start a conversation with anyone irl, so as a result I don't have friends.
2. I've been a lacto-ovo vegetarian for a few months. Not as convenient as being an omnivore, but it does keep me from mindless snacking.
3. I have many fetishes and love erotica, but irl I'm basically asexual.
4. I tend to prefer longer works of genfic or genfic with mild romance to quick sprints of porn. (Not that the porn isn't great, but I need some substance.)
5. I love original characters and original works as much, if not more, than any of my fandoms.
6. Most of my off-time is spent on world-building and brainstorming. Some day I hope to have a few of my universes polished enough for presentation.
7. My hair is almost to my hips, so I usually braid it and wear it in a bun.
8. I can't stand mayo or mustard, but I love potato salad and honey-mustard.
9. I want to learn how to box or at least be instructed in jiu-jitsu.

Eight ways to win my heart:

I HAVE NO HEART

Seven things that cross my mind a lot:

1. Is my schoolwork done?
2. Did I feed the fish?
3. Random thoughts about getting a job/college/the future
4. I should take a shower
5. I should clean my room
6. Random story or character ideas
7. rage

Six things I do before I fall asleep:

1. Spend thirty minutes trying to fall asleep on my side before giving up and arranging myself on my stomach in such a way so that I can sleep without suffocating myself via tits.
2. Turn off the TV or set a timer for it.
3. Scribble mindlessly or write in my journal.
4. Shove anything that aren't my pillows/blankets off the side of my bed.
5. Make sure there are no open doors. Istg I'll feel extremely uneasy if even my closet door is cracked.
6. Fap.

Five places I want to visit:

1. Fronch or Canada.
2. Italy.
3. Asian countryside or India.
4. Back to Florida, I guess. I miss my white sand beaches and blue water!
5. Oireland.


Four things I'm wearing right now:

1. Blue jeans that are about three sizes too big and haven't been washed in weeks.
2. Black t-shirt.
3. Underpants
4. Necklace

Three musical artists that I listen to often:

1. The Tossers
2. The Quick Brown Fox
3. Mika

Two things I want to do before I die:

1. Travel.
2. Finish all of my current stories, and any stories I may think of later. I don't want to die until I've at least partially expressed everything I want to express.

One confession:
1. I'll often take on a ton of requests, projects, or join a ton of rp groups when I'm having an emotional outburst/breakdown. I try to make myself feel better by making it seem like people 'need' me or at least like what I do.