Lets start this report getting the obvious things out of the way ...

LOOKIT DEM TITTIES!!!

Now that's out of the way ... There is only one thing I can say to describe the entire weekend as a whole ...

Perfectly Epic

Starting out I was with Howler and Pewter on Friday and we went randomly suiting out on the street. When we got up to the main road, we waved at a truck and then ... She saw me.

This black woman with glasses comes running at me screaming OH MAH GAWD LOOKIT DEM TITTIES!! THEY'RE SO BEEEEEEG and grabs my chest. I push her hands out of the way and move her back and she keeps screaming that she wants to check out my boobies..

Then I found out that was on video...

Then the artwork was drawn of the event ...

Then it was at the variety show ...

Then everyone was talking about my boobies ...

Then it was put on Comedy Centrals website ...

Then the threats of putting it to Tosh.O came in ...

And Revenge of the Show ...

And then they showed it at CLOSING ceremonies.

So in short, my tits were the total star of RCFM

Through all this we had some of the most fun fursuit games of the con, People were actually hanging out in the headless lounge more than the dance. I had my computer there so I was playing music for most of the con too. The Fursuiters LOVED everything and I had not felt so wonderful about being in suit and helping my fellow peeps.

Yeah .....

Now if that was not epic enough, Closing ceremonies, I got to declare the decathlon winner (Congrats Goldenwolf) and then the video was shown ... Then they spun the wheel of blame.

Now until this point I was thinking ... Watch this, The wheel is going to fucking land on me.

The wheel is spun and as if an unseen force moved the wheel, it stopped slowing down at one point and just ..... moved to my name. My titties were to blame for the greatest con ever, and now I am to blame for everything that happens from here til next con.

I LOVE RCFM!!!!!