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Ten things professional furries should know
18 years ago
10. We're cheap, we dont really expect you to put 4 hours into your work for 10$. We expect a lined and coloured piece though. How you make that economical is your prerogative, I mean, how do you expect to pay for ramen and kool-aid working for 2.50$ an hour?
9. We assume that your drawing of pr0n means that you'll be open enough to draw our fetish. We expect you to be "cool" about it.
8. Bitching at a commissioner when they complain that you havnt "gotten to them yet" is bad buisiness. Let us know what you've got on your plate, and an ETA for the piece. Remember to over estimate so when you're done early, you can look good ;)
7. We assume that you'd like to play with us. Whatever your fetish.
6. Dont be afraid to be an ass to people who arent polite. And be sure to tell them that you're purposefully being an ass because they're being impolite. If they do something you dont like, say you dont like it instead of alluding to it, or worse, saying nothing and acting insulted. Dont forget to move on once you've told us. If we continue, act the ass.
5. Chatting with us makes you a "buddy". It must be true because you're on our buddy list, our list of buddies. If you dont want to be our buddy, remove us.
4. Remember that some people have inferiority complexes that makes them have the urge to declare themselves better than everyone else. (I think that's how that works, but if not, you know what I mean) Just remember that loonatics' credit cards are just as valid as "sane" people.
3. It may be spelled "H-U-M-A-N", but what are we supposed to call people who arent furries? "Non-Furries"? "Mundanes"? (remember that one?) I'll stop using "Hyooman" when you stop using "ZOMGROFFLCOPTER!!!1!"
2. Excuse us for thinking that you might want to do other internet things with us. Most of the people we meet want to "cybor" and share "picz". Why do you think we're buying pr0nz from you? We're fat. We're living in our mother's basement. We havnt talked to any pretty girls/guys in days/weeks/months IRL. We need things to fap to. You're in my buddy list, you're part of my fap network.
1. "Someone who isnt willing to tell others to piss off, or someone who isnt willing to swallow their pride and take the sale is lost." --Me.
9. We assume that your drawing of pr0n means that you'll be open enough to draw our fetish. We expect you to be "cool" about it.
8. Bitching at a commissioner when they complain that you havnt "gotten to them yet" is bad buisiness. Let us know what you've got on your plate, and an ETA for the piece. Remember to over estimate so when you're done early, you can look good ;)
7. We assume that you'd like to play with us. Whatever your fetish.
6. Dont be afraid to be an ass to people who arent polite. And be sure to tell them that you're purposefully being an ass because they're being impolite. If they do something you dont like, say you dont like it instead of alluding to it, or worse, saying nothing and acting insulted. Dont forget to move on once you've told us. If we continue, act the ass.
5. Chatting with us makes you a "buddy". It must be true because you're on our buddy list, our list of buddies. If you dont want to be our buddy, remove us.
4. Remember that some people have inferiority complexes that makes them have the urge to declare themselves better than everyone else. (I think that's how that works, but if not, you know what I mean) Just remember that loonatics' credit cards are just as valid as "sane" people.
3. It may be spelled "H-U-M-A-N", but what are we supposed to call people who arent furries? "Non-Furries"? "Mundanes"? (remember that one?) I'll stop using "Hyooman" when you stop using "ZOMGROFFLCOPTER!!!1!"
2. Excuse us for thinking that you might want to do other internet things with us. Most of the people we meet want to "cybor" and share "picz". Why do you think we're buying pr0nz from you? We're fat. We're living in our mother's basement. We havnt talked to any pretty girls/guys in days/weeks/months IRL. We need things to fap to. You're in my buddy list, you're part of my fap network.
1. "Someone who isnt willing to tell others to piss off, or someone who isnt willing to swallow their pride and take the sale is lost." --Me.
