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The One Hundred Questions Meme
18 years ago
1. How old will you be in five years?
28
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
My dear ex Spike and my friends Tom and Will.
3. How tall are you?
5'6"
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Hrm. Grand intoxication and any new experiences life has to offer with or without my interaction.
5. What's the last movie you saw?
Killers Invisible
6. Who was the last person you called?
David Aitchison, the guy I may be forming a band with.
7. Who was the last person to call you?
Freaky.
8. What was the last text message you received?
David Aitchison stating that he wasn't sure about the bus services between Monkseaton and Wallsend.
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
Spikee
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Call. Get it out of the way in one minute for fucks fucking fucking fuck's sake. It's goign to be 30p that way, rather than x * bullshit factor * smalltalk penalty * concision factor / shite
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Drinking a can of Cider whilst having a very important conversation about life, love and The Mars Volta.
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
Married. For now, at least. Whatever.
13. When did you last see your mom?
Two hours ago. Though I fear repeat attacks.
14. What color are your eyes?
Blue
15. What time did you wake up today?
8AM slight interferance by FUCKING DRAGON, Noon-1300 actual.
16. What are you wearing right now?
Green fatigue pants, navy blue t-shirt, black socks.
17. What is your favorite Christmas song?
It's Christmas by Slade
18. Where is your favorite place to be?
On top of the Rising Sun Hill at the end of the World.
19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
Someplace where I'm going to die soon.
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Fucking everywhere. For fucks sake, why would it just be one place? There's an everywhere to see.
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
In some sort of Obi-wan-kenobi role to those hippies younger than me even though I'm only 33.
22. Do you tan or burn?
I lie in shaded places, groaning with a migraine because I'm suffering from sunstroke.
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
The fucking Blob. Nothing has ever freaked me out as much now or then.
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
An existential revelation.
25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
3. We got rid of a load.
26. How big is your bed?
Erm... two single matresses, next to each other on the floor in one room and a double in the other room.
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
Desktops. Several.
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
Totally without. Stuff has to breathe. I only put the douvet on when I feel very cold.
29. What color are your sheets?
Violet and White.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Four.
31. What is your favorite season?
There is no way I could ever fucking decide that. Winter... kind of makes you confront your mind, however.
33. What do you like about winter?
Curious coincidence that this is asked. The appreciation of warmth. The appreciation of everything civilisation offers and the true difficulties of survival. The introspective thought provoked. The beautiful skies, which unlike at any other time of year, from one side to another actually form a rainbow in subtle tones.
34. What do you like about the summer?
The warmth and sheer liveliness. The energy and abundant life.
35. What do you like about spring?
The fact that it's not quite as cold as Winter, even if it is a lot wetter.
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
States. LOL. More than you could care to count or consider, but I've lived in Wallsend all my life.
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Just Wallsend.
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Outside? Boots. Indoors? Socks. Bed? Bare.
39. Are you a social person?
I tend to be quite introspective wherever I am, but I would go crazy if I couldn't observe others.
40. What was the last thing you ate?
Stella Artois. Beer is liquid bread, know you not?
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
Erm... Subway?
42. What is your favorite ice cream?
Mint and Choc Chip
43. What is your favorite dessert?
I don't know. Maybe if one could combine a Banana Sundae with a Sticky Toffee Pudding with White Sauce, then perhaps I'd be able to decide.
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Mushroom.
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Peanut butter and Jam? Fuck off. z: )
46. Do you like Chinese food?
No. There is no way in which the pain of an animal can enhance my eating experience. Unless I'm really really hungry or I haven't had sex in a very very very long time, perhaps. Hypothetically. I mean, we'd all go a bit crazy in that circumstance, right? Right. Naturally. STOP LOOKING AT ME.
47. Do you like coffee?
Erm... I only indulge in the Filthy Black Bean of Evil when the Beautiful Green Leaf of Good that is Tea is not quite caffeinative enough.
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
Erm... two?
49. What do you drink in the morning?
Tea.
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Left side... I think. It's sort of two matresses on the floor so.. Bananas.
52. Do you know how to play poker?
Aye. I still thinks it's a shit game though.
53. Do you like to cuddle?
Hrmph... on occasion. Generally, it's a bit inconvenient.
54. Have you ever been to Canada?
Nope.
55. Do you have an addictive personality?
I can't decide. I have a fair amount of willpower but a lot of will to do shit I like.
56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
Home.
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
Joseph Stalin.
59. Do you want kids?
Actually, yes. I don't know if I'll ever get the chance though.
60. Do you speak any other languages?
Let's... say no.
61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
Yep.0
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Not that I remember. I was four.
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
The Pool is prounouncedly less cold in some parts of the world and scary in others.
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Widow. The views I get of the outside from cruising in public transport in some ways define my world.
65. Do you know how to drive stick?
I have no idea what you mean. I do however rule at Wing Commander.
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Marajuana.
67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
No. I hate shit being on me.
68. What is your favorite TV show?
You can't make me choose.
69. Can you roll your tongue?
Yes!.. and I'd do it again!
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
Tati.
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
No. That would be frightening.
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
A bit of random dancy type shise.
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
Yup.
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
An empty can of Woodpecker Cider.
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
Yes. For all of those reasons of Water Conservation that seem so very irrelevant when you live in the North East of England.
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
I really don't care.
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? --
A bear. Totally. That's only one attacking entity to keep track of or evade. I'd consider my survival chances higher.
78. Do you flirt a lot?
No. Sometimes I regret that.
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
I don't. I'm a vegetarian.
80. What is your favorite food?
A 12" Margherita with Extra Cheese.
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
Fuck no.
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Fuck no.
83. Have you ever run out of gas?
Well, I've been a tad tired on my bike before, but I got over it. I started moving again.
84. What is your usual bedtime?
0300 - 0500 GMT
85. What was the last book you read?
David Gemmell - The First Chronicles of Druss the Legend
86. Do you read the newspaper?
Sometimes.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Not any more.
89. Do you watch soap operas?
Fuck no.
90. Do you dance in the car?
I'd have to have a car first. Then we'll see.
91. What radio station did you last listen to?
BBC Radio One.
92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
A charming Red Fox. As if there's another kind.
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
My shifts for next week.
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
Not burning out with the smell of parafin.
95. What is your favorite board game?
Go.
97. When was the last time you attended church?
...No fucking idea.
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
Mr Lightfoot
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
One night.
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
That issue, my dear reader, is quite entirely censored. z: )
28
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
My dear ex Spike and my friends Tom and Will.
3. How tall are you?
5'6"
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Hrm. Grand intoxication and any new experiences life has to offer with or without my interaction.
5. What's the last movie you saw?
Killers Invisible
6. Who was the last person you called?
David Aitchison, the guy I may be forming a band with.
7. Who was the last person to call you?
Freaky.
8. What was the last text message you received?
David Aitchison stating that he wasn't sure about the bus services between Monkseaton and Wallsend.
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
Spikee
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Call. Get it out of the way in one minute for fucks fucking fucking fuck's sake. It's goign to be 30p that way, rather than x * bullshit factor * smalltalk penalty * concision factor / shite
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Drinking a can of Cider whilst having a very important conversation about life, love and The Mars Volta.
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
Married. For now, at least. Whatever.
13. When did you last see your mom?
Two hours ago. Though I fear repeat attacks.
14. What color are your eyes?
Blue
15. What time did you wake up today?
8AM slight interferance by FUCKING DRAGON, Noon-1300 actual.
16. What are you wearing right now?
Green fatigue pants, navy blue t-shirt, black socks.
17. What is your favorite Christmas song?
It's Christmas by Slade
18. Where is your favorite place to be?
On top of the Rising Sun Hill at the end of the World.
19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
Someplace where I'm going to die soon.
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Fucking everywhere. For fucks sake, why would it just be one place? There's an everywhere to see.
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
In some sort of Obi-wan-kenobi role to those hippies younger than me even though I'm only 33.
22. Do you tan or burn?
I lie in shaded places, groaning with a migraine because I'm suffering from sunstroke.
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
The fucking Blob. Nothing has ever freaked me out as much now or then.
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
An existential revelation.
25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
3. We got rid of a load.
26. How big is your bed?
Erm... two single matresses, next to each other on the floor in one room and a double in the other room.
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
Desktops. Several.
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
Totally without. Stuff has to breathe. I only put the douvet on when I feel very cold.
29. What color are your sheets?
Violet and White.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Four.
31. What is your favorite season?
There is no way I could ever fucking decide that. Winter... kind of makes you confront your mind, however.
33. What do you like about winter?
Curious coincidence that this is asked. The appreciation of warmth. The appreciation of everything civilisation offers and the true difficulties of survival. The introspective thought provoked. The beautiful skies, which unlike at any other time of year, from one side to another actually form a rainbow in subtle tones.
34. What do you like about the summer?
The warmth and sheer liveliness. The energy and abundant life.
35. What do you like about spring?
The fact that it's not quite as cold as Winter, even if it is a lot wetter.
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
States. LOL. More than you could care to count or consider, but I've lived in Wallsend all my life.
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Just Wallsend.
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Outside? Boots. Indoors? Socks. Bed? Bare.
39. Are you a social person?
I tend to be quite introspective wherever I am, but I would go crazy if I couldn't observe others.
40. What was the last thing you ate?
Stella Artois. Beer is liquid bread, know you not?
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
Erm... Subway?
42. What is your favorite ice cream?
Mint and Choc Chip
43. What is your favorite dessert?
I don't know. Maybe if one could combine a Banana Sundae with a Sticky Toffee Pudding with White Sauce, then perhaps I'd be able to decide.
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Mushroom.
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Peanut butter and Jam? Fuck off. z: )
46. Do you like Chinese food?
No. There is no way in which the pain of an animal can enhance my eating experience. Unless I'm really really hungry or I haven't had sex in a very very very long time, perhaps. Hypothetically. I mean, we'd all go a bit crazy in that circumstance, right? Right. Naturally. STOP LOOKING AT ME.
47. Do you like coffee?
Erm... I only indulge in the Filthy Black Bean of Evil when the Beautiful Green Leaf of Good that is Tea is not quite caffeinative enough.
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
Erm... two?
49. What do you drink in the morning?
Tea.
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Left side... I think. It's sort of two matresses on the floor so.. Bananas.
52. Do you know how to play poker?
Aye. I still thinks it's a shit game though.
53. Do you like to cuddle?
Hrmph... on occasion. Generally, it's a bit inconvenient.
54. Have you ever been to Canada?
Nope.
55. Do you have an addictive personality?
I can't decide. I have a fair amount of willpower but a lot of will to do shit I like.
56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
Home.
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
Joseph Stalin.
59. Do you want kids?
Actually, yes. I don't know if I'll ever get the chance though.
60. Do you speak any other languages?
Let's... say no.
61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
Yep.0
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Not that I remember. I was four.
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
The Pool is prounouncedly less cold in some parts of the world and scary in others.
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Widow. The views I get of the outside from cruising in public transport in some ways define my world.
65. Do you know how to drive stick?
I have no idea what you mean. I do however rule at Wing Commander.
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Marajuana.
67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
No. I hate shit being on me.
68. What is your favorite TV show?
You can't make me choose.
69. Can you roll your tongue?
Yes!.. and I'd do it again!
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
Tati.
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
No. That would be frightening.
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
A bit of random dancy type shise.
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
Yup.
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
An empty can of Woodpecker Cider.
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
Yes. For all of those reasons of Water Conservation that seem so very irrelevant when you live in the North East of England.
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
I really don't care.
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? --
A bear. Totally. That's only one attacking entity to keep track of or evade. I'd consider my survival chances higher.
78. Do you flirt a lot?
No. Sometimes I regret that.
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
I don't. I'm a vegetarian.
80. What is your favorite food?
A 12" Margherita with Extra Cheese.
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
Fuck no.
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Fuck no.
83. Have you ever run out of gas?
Well, I've been a tad tired on my bike before, but I got over it. I started moving again.
84. What is your usual bedtime?
0300 - 0500 GMT
85. What was the last book you read?
David Gemmell - The First Chronicles of Druss the Legend
86. Do you read the newspaper?
Sometimes.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Not any more.
89. Do you watch soap operas?
Fuck no.
90. Do you dance in the car?
I'd have to have a car first. Then we'll see.
91. What radio station did you last listen to?
BBC Radio One.
92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
A charming Red Fox. As if there's another kind.
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
My shifts for next week.
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
Not burning out with the smell of parafin.
95. What is your favorite board game?
Go.
97. When was the last time you attended church?
...No fucking idea.
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
Mr Lightfoot
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
One night.
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
That issue, my dear reader, is quite entirely censored. z: )
Memetics are the language equivalent of genetics, in the view that language develops in much the same way as life does. The fitter and more apt strains replace the older ones.
I always thought it was a bit wierd to adapt that to the distribution of internet quizzes, but hey, it's all in good fun, eh? z: )
I'd be quite curious to see what your answers were. Especially since I already laid myself bare. I think. Erm... what did I write? Oh dear. I may have been drinking when I filled out those 100 questions. I need to check them now. z: )
I've filled it out on my profile if you're interested it reading it.