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Bitch, Hold my weave! AC'10
15 years ago
Alright. Post con report and wrap up. The real question is, what style to do it in? Should I take the name dropping approach and see how many people I mention and link to? Or I could go paragraph by paragraph and put in a detailed in depth description of exactly what happened until it's way beyond tl;dr. Or how about an unprecedented...simple summary!
We drove from Florida, took our time, actually stopped to sit down and eat, relaxed pace, even going to pick someone up in North Carolina. Took i believe 22 hours to get up there from beginning to end, (of which I drove at least 13) fun times. We made it back in only 16 driving straight though. Both of which included a lot of The Lion King on Broadway soundtrack and Abba songs. (There are actually several sketches of this, which I'm sure will get posted eventually) Big thanks to Vani, Mur(dislocated penguin) and Djsammehfox for the car ride.
The con was great. I brought like 12 costumes and only got to wear half of them. I was the only red spy. with an almost complete set of blue-team hats for my working disguise kit. (hilarious suit that we made with spray paint and a trip to good will, literally on the way up to AC) I had the Cock of Justice there to make a few appearances and get his picture in the fursuit parade. Pirate hooker didn't make much of an appearance, neither did furry jesus, but to make up for it, Michael Phelps spent a lot of time wondering where the pool was at. Glittergroin and rocky horror suit showed up, had their fun, there may have been a bit of streaking through the zoo here and there, but those are just rumors, and there certainly aren't a couple dozen photos to prove it.
Honestly, the whole con was a lot of fun. I spent almost the whole con either in costume, or drinking with the great friends I made. Or.. both at the same time.
I put lots of wrenches in people's plans, got into a lot of fights, made lots of people hold my weave, and my earrings, and my baby.
Flipped my butterfly knife a good bit too, that was a lot of fun while in the spy suit, but I didn't want to play as much once I had been drinking heavily and not sleeping. Which reminds me, several people asked me to post the final numbers.
From friday to monday. There was a grand total of 5 hours of sleep, total. With about a 52 hour period in the middle that never contained more than an hour of consecutive sleep. Isn't insomnia fun!? I had a blast with it.
I met a lot of great people, caught up with friends who had moved away, had great food, and had good chats. Even though I wanted to avoid too many name drops, I feel like I have to point out a special someone. Kiwa lyon, I saw him in costume for all of two minutes Saturday, didn't actually get to see him until the con was over and we started drinking and fighting Sunday night. After being shown his pictures time and time again, in the exact same few poses, over and over again. And I do mean, over and over, and over, and over again. Meeting him in person proved that he was able to move in more than just a few directions. Actually, he was pretty cool, hard to find many other lions who I can believe are real lions. Most seem to either be posers or pumas with wigs. So, congrats to Kiwa, definitely got a Leonine seal of Approval.
tl;dr section over, now, it's time for random quotes and good times.
GUUUUURRRRLLLL
Bitch, hold my weave, and my earrings, and my baby, I'mma have to cut a ho'.
I'll put a wrench in your plans!
hoyy guise!
Stone masons unite!
do you remember that elevator joke?
Anyone up for a game of Commando Ball!?
We welcome all the anthrocons.
Quit working the streets.
Deutchbag.
Oh murr, oh her? Oh you. Oh me. Oh my. Oh you. Oh her. Oh... her dick? "I HAVE A DICK NOW!"
"You do know your double sided badge has been showing the naughty side for the last hour in public..right?"
It's impossible to get a cookie out of that package with chopsticks.
Flashmob flashmob!
You've activated my trap card!
WHAT!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! THIS SHIRT IS TOO LOUD!
It comes with built in elbowpads!?
"You were kinda a pedophile there for a little while"
Hello myself, how am I doing? I'm glad I'm doing well. What am I about to do? I'm about to go suiting, what else am I going to do? Oh the dealers den, I hope I have a good time there too.
"Try to ditch that underage stalker on the way."
"GOOD MORNING EVERYONE, WHO WANTS FREE WASHINGTON STATE SMOKED SALMON AND BAGELS"
Gay clubs love the Cock.
Fuck this puzzle.
The entire car ride. both ways.
That's my mommah, that's my aunt, and that's my grandma, and that's my uncle.... do you want to buy a keychain?
"Would you mind if I had sex in your room with a minor?" "............yes?"
"Come feel my chainmail boobies!"
"How on this holy earth do you expect me to charade "Brave" in a chicken suit in under 15 seconds??
See that GGGUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLL watch that scene.
I'd find a genie, and he'd grant me three wishes, motherfucker, they're all about penises.
I'll fight up a weight class, I'm not afraid of you.. although.. actually. It'd be fighting up 3 weight classes.
713 fursuits... 48 spots on the fursuit games. Math hurts my brain too.
Right behind you.
I just want to spin the table.
Raspberry beret.
Oh cool, we have a completely feline table. 3 lions. a lioness, a cheetah, a housecat... and what're you again? oh. a folf.. damnit.
Where da pool at!?
Wait. You spiked my drink...with 5 hour energy?
Cancel all my appointments, I'm taking a Viagra.
We drove from Florida, took our time, actually stopped to sit down and eat, relaxed pace, even going to pick someone up in North Carolina. Took i believe 22 hours to get up there from beginning to end, (of which I drove at least 13) fun times. We made it back in only 16 driving straight though. Both of which included a lot of The Lion King on Broadway soundtrack and Abba songs. (There are actually several sketches of this, which I'm sure will get posted eventually) Big thanks to Vani, Mur(dislocated penguin) and Djsammehfox for the car ride.
The con was great. I brought like 12 costumes and only got to wear half of them. I was the only red spy. with an almost complete set of blue-team hats for my working disguise kit. (hilarious suit that we made with spray paint and a trip to good will, literally on the way up to AC) I had the Cock of Justice there to make a few appearances and get his picture in the fursuit parade. Pirate hooker didn't make much of an appearance, neither did furry jesus, but to make up for it, Michael Phelps spent a lot of time wondering where the pool was at. Glittergroin and rocky horror suit showed up, had their fun, there may have been a bit of streaking through the zoo here and there, but those are just rumors, and there certainly aren't a couple dozen photos to prove it.
Honestly, the whole con was a lot of fun. I spent almost the whole con either in costume, or drinking with the great friends I made. Or.. both at the same time.
I put lots of wrenches in people's plans, got into a lot of fights, made lots of people hold my weave, and my earrings, and my baby.
Flipped my butterfly knife a good bit too, that was a lot of fun while in the spy suit, but I didn't want to play as much once I had been drinking heavily and not sleeping. Which reminds me, several people asked me to post the final numbers.
From friday to monday. There was a grand total of 5 hours of sleep, total. With about a 52 hour period in the middle that never contained more than an hour of consecutive sleep. Isn't insomnia fun!? I had a blast with it.
I met a lot of great people, caught up with friends who had moved away, had great food, and had good chats. Even though I wanted to avoid too many name drops, I feel like I have to point out a special someone. Kiwa lyon, I saw him in costume for all of two minutes Saturday, didn't actually get to see him until the con was over and we started drinking and fighting Sunday night. After being shown his pictures time and time again, in the exact same few poses, over and over again. And I do mean, over and over, and over, and over again. Meeting him in person proved that he was able to move in more than just a few directions. Actually, he was pretty cool, hard to find many other lions who I can believe are real lions. Most seem to either be posers or pumas with wigs. So, congrats to Kiwa, definitely got a Leonine seal of Approval.
tl;dr section over, now, it's time for random quotes and good times.
GUUUUURRRRLLLL
Bitch, hold my weave, and my earrings, and my baby, I'mma have to cut a ho'.
I'll put a wrench in your plans!
hoyy guise!
Stone masons unite!
do you remember that elevator joke?
Anyone up for a game of Commando Ball!?
We welcome all the anthrocons.
Quit working the streets.
Deutchbag.
Oh murr, oh her? Oh you. Oh me. Oh my. Oh you. Oh her. Oh... her dick? "I HAVE A DICK NOW!"
"You do know your double sided badge has been showing the naughty side for the last hour in public..right?"
It's impossible to get a cookie out of that package with chopsticks.
Flashmob flashmob!
You've activated my trap card!
WHAT!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! THIS SHIRT IS TOO LOUD!
It comes with built in elbowpads!?
"You were kinda a pedophile there for a little while"
Hello myself, how am I doing? I'm glad I'm doing well. What am I about to do? I'm about to go suiting, what else am I going to do? Oh the dealers den, I hope I have a good time there too.
"Try to ditch that underage stalker on the way."
"GOOD MORNING EVERYONE, WHO WANTS FREE WASHINGTON STATE SMOKED SALMON AND BAGELS"
Gay clubs love the Cock.
Fuck this puzzle.
The entire car ride. both ways.
That's my mommah, that's my aunt, and that's my grandma, and that's my uncle.... do you want to buy a keychain?
"Would you mind if I had sex in your room with a minor?" "............yes?"
"Come feel my chainmail boobies!"
"How on this holy earth do you expect me to charade "Brave" in a chicken suit in under 15 seconds??
See that GGGUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLL watch that scene.
I'd find a genie, and he'd grant me three wishes, motherfucker, they're all about penises.
I'll fight up a weight class, I'm not afraid of you.. although.. actually. It'd be fighting up 3 weight classes.
713 fursuits... 48 spots on the fursuit games. Math hurts my brain too.
Right behind you.
I just want to spin the table.
Raspberry beret.
Oh cool, we have a completely feline table. 3 lions. a lioness, a cheetah, a housecat... and what're you again? oh. a folf.. damnit.
Where da pool at!?
Wait. You spiked my drink...with 5 hour energy?
Cancel all my appointments, I'm taking a Viagra.
Panthra-Leo, Lions are panthers too.
And Lions evolved from panthers. We are the superior form. Grew these long beautiful NATURAL manes, became royalty, etc etc. We still like our ancestors like you though.