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15 years ago
Independent as a hog on ice
Flappety flap flap
Oh fuck
How manly am I?
The manly meme...
01) [ ] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [x] You carry a wallet
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [ ] You spit on the ground when not in a building.
05) [x] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [ ] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [ ] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [x] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [ ] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 5
Do you love:
11) [ ] Video games
12) [ ] Working on mechanical items.
13) [ ] Building things.
14) [ ] Working out at a gym machines
15) [ ] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [ ] Football
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [ ] Wrestling
19) [ ] Boxing
20) [ ] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 5
Do you shop at:
21) [ ] Home Depot
22) [ ] Lowe's
23) [x] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [ ] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [ ] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [x] Hobby shops
27) [x] Comic book stores
28) [ ] Sports supply stores
29) [ ] Video game stores
30) [ ] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 8
Do you say:
31) [ ] Son
32) [ ] I can fix it.
33) [ ] Man-up
34) [ ] When I was your age - followed by how far you had to walk and in what weather conditions.
35) [ ] Don't be a wuss.
36) [ ] It's just a scratch
37) [ ] Take it like a man.
38) [ ] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] (Shit)
40) [ ] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).
Total So Far: 9
Do you read:
41) [ ] Field and Stream.
42) [ ] Bear Magazine (There's a bear magazine? For bears? Bears can read?)
43) [ ] Playboy
44) [ ] Sports Illustrated
45) [ ] Pro Football Weekly
46) [x] (European) Comic books
47) [ ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Men's Journal
50) [ ] Private Media Group, Inc.
Total: 10
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 20%
Yeah, that's about right. Beaten by FatPanda. :/
Flappety flap flap
Oh fuck
How manly am I?
The manly meme...
01) [ ] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [x] You carry a wallet
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [ ] You spit on the ground when not in a building.
05) [x] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [ ] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [ ] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [x] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [ ] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 5
Do you love:
11) [ ] Video games
12) [ ] Working on mechanical items.
13) [ ] Building things.
14) [ ] Working out at a gym machines
15) [ ] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [ ] Football
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [ ] Wrestling
19) [ ] Boxing
20) [ ] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 5
Do you shop at:
21) [ ] Home Depot
22) [ ] Lowe's
23) [x] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [ ] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [ ] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [x] Hobby shops
27) [x] Comic book stores
28) [ ] Sports supply stores
29) [ ] Video game stores
30) [ ] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 8
Do you say:
31) [ ] Son
32) [ ] I can fix it.
33) [ ] Man-up
34) [ ] When I was your age - followed by how far you had to walk and in what weather conditions.
35) [ ] Don't be a wuss.
36) [ ] It's just a scratch
37) [ ] Take it like a man.
38) [ ] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] (Shit)
40) [ ] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).
Total So Far: 9
Do you read:
41) [ ] Field and Stream.
42) [ ] Bear Magazine (There's a bear magazine? For bears? Bears can read?)
43) [ ] Playboy
44) [ ] Sports Illustrated
45) [ ] Pro Football Weekly
46) [x] (European) Comic books
47) [ ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Men's Journal
50) [ ] Private Media Group, Inc.
Total: 10
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 20%
Yeah, that's about right. Beaten by FatPanda. :/
Wow, a SIX? I am JEALOUS!! And now I fume!
GENDER STEREOTYPES
Yay for being idiosyncratic!