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15 years ago
I saw 
infernous do this just now, so I figured I'd do this one to get the bad Girly Meme taste out of my mouth. XD
01) [ ] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [x] You carry a wallet
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [x] You spit on the ground when not in a building.
05) [x] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [ ] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [ ] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [x] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 7
Do you love:
11) [x] Video games
12) [ ] Working on mechanical items.
13) [x] Building things.
14) [x] Working out at a gym machines
15) [x] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [ ] Football
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [ ] Wrestling (Does watching count?)
19) [x] Boxing
20) [ ] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 12
Do you shop at:
21) [ ] Home Depot
22) [ ] Lowe's
23) [ ] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [ ] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [x] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [x] Hobby shops
27) [x] Comic book stores
28) [ ] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [x] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 17
Do you say:
31) [x] Son
32) [ ] I can fix it.
33) [ ] Man-up
34) [x] When I was your age - followed by how far you had to walk and in what weather conditions.
35) [x] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x] It's just a scratch
37) [x] Take it like a man.
38) [x] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] (Shit)
40) [x] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).
Total So Far: 25
Do you read:
41) [ ] Field and Stream.
42) [ ] Bear Magazine (This is real?!?! Want!)
43) [ ] Playboy
44) [ ] Sports Illustrated
45) [ ] Pro Football Weekly
46) [ ] (European) Comic books
47) [ ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Men's Journal
50) [ ] Private Media Group, Inc.
Total So Far: 25
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 50%
...WTF?! Only FIFTY PERCENT?! That shit is ASS!!! Fuck this meme; I quit! XD
infernous do this just now, so I figured I'd do this one to get the bad Girly Meme taste out of my mouth. XD01) [ ] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [x] You carry a wallet
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [x] You spit on the ground when not in a building.
05) [x] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [ ] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [ ] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [x] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 7
Do you love:
11) [x] Video games
12) [ ] Working on mechanical items.
13) [x] Building things.
14) [x] Working out at a gym machines
15) [x] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [ ] Football
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [ ] Wrestling (Does watching count?)
19) [x] Boxing
20) [ ] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 12
Do you shop at:
21) [ ] Home Depot
22) [ ] Lowe's
23) [ ] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [ ] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [x] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [x] Hobby shops
27) [x] Comic book stores
28) [ ] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [x] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 17
Do you say:
31) [x] Son
32) [ ] I can fix it.
33) [ ] Man-up
34) [x] When I was your age - followed by how far you had to walk and in what weather conditions.
35) [x] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x] It's just a scratch
37) [x] Take it like a man.
38) [x] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] (Shit)
40) [x] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).
Total So Far: 25
Do you read:
41) [ ] Field and Stream.
42) [ ] Bear Magazine (This is real?!?! Want!)
43) [ ] Playboy
44) [ ] Sports Illustrated
45) [ ] Pro Football Weekly
46) [ ] (European) Comic books
47) [ ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Men's Journal
50) [ ] Private Media Group, Inc.
Total So Far: 25
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 50%
...WTF?! Only FIFTY PERCENT?! That shit is ASS!!! Fuck this meme; I quit! XD
...Okay, I can accept that. <3
NOW GO CLEAN THE HOUSE. AND MAKE ME LUNCH. AND DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU LAZIN' AROUND, WIFE.
:3c
Yeah, I think they labeled this one wrong... This ain't no manly meme...
This is a redneck meme. I should know. XD
(54%... I'm ashamed of myself...)