I'm expecting a perfect score. I don't mean 100% masculinity; I mean my score will be the perfect representation of what a man should be. Watch...

01) [x] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [x] You carry a wallet
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [x] You spit on the ground when not in a building.
05) [x] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [ ] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [ ] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [x] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [ ] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.

Total So Far: 7

Do you love:
11) [x] Video games
12) [x] Working on mechanical items.
13) [ ] Building things.
14) [x] Working out at a gym machines
15) [x] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [ ] Soccer
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [x] Wrestling
19) [x] Boxing
20) [ ] Hunting and/or fishing

Total So Far: 13

Do you shop at:
21) [ ] Home Depot
22) [ ] Lowe's
23) [x] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [ ] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [x] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [x] Hobby shops
27) [x] Comic book stores
28) [x] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [ ] Electronic supply stores

Total So Far: 19

Do you say:
31) [x] Son
32) [ ] I can fix it.
33) [x] Man-up
34) [ ] When I was your age - followed by how far you had to walk and in what weather conditions.
35) [x] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x] It's just a scratch
37) [x] Take it like a man.
38) [x] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] (Shit)
40) [x] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).

Total So Far: 27

Do you read:
41) [ ] Field and Stream.
42) [ ] Bear Magazine
43) [ ] Playboy
44) [ ] Sports Illustrated
45) [ ] Pro Football Weekly
46) [ ] (European) Comic books
47) [x] Men's Health
48) [x] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Men's Journal
50) [ ] Private Media Group, Inc.

Total: 29

Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 58%

See that? I partake in just more than half of the (limited number of) manly things listed in this meme. They sure did leave out some obvious ones, though; like playing football, drinking beer, eating steak and potatoes, stuff like that. Oh well... nothing is perfect. Other than me, of course.