Seemed remotely interesting and I had an hour.

ANGER
1. With whom did you last get angry?
A: Freaky

2. What is your weapon of choice?
A: A Eurofighter Typhoon jet fighter? z: )

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
A: Only if they were a serious threat to me or someone else. That goes for both sexes, really.

4. How about of the same sex?
A: Oh erm, yeah. Read up. I'm not sexist. I don't want to fuck anyone's face up. It's inherently a bad thing to do.

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
A: My ex, a long time ago, but that's forgotten.

6. What is your pet peeve?
A: Careless casual offhand comments which promote a state of ignorance, such as, "You slept with him Jenny? Heh heh, you whore," or, "I really have to file it there? That's Gay."

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
A: My viens are filled with the blood of the Scottish and the Irish. Of course I hold grudges. I don't act on them though.




SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
A: Drink at least a litre of water with a soluable Vitamin C tablet in it.

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
A: Erm... I'll pass on that question because seriously, there's no way of remembering that. z: )

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
A: Daz.

4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
A: I'm not sure. They sort of blend into one. z: j

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?
A: Yes, but me and my friends were a tad intoxicated and laughing our asses off.

6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
A: A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far Far Away... or every day when I go to work on my bike.

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
None today, but it tends to be overworked.

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
A: Mochacino.

2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
A: It was white. When I ate meat.

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
A: Erm... you'll have to understand that there's no way of truly quantifying these things. z: )

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
A: Fuck no.

5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
A: Yes. Now, always and forever. I don't think I'm ever going to have a sexy waistline.

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
A: Salty foods, I think. Cheese is salty, right?

7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, LUNCH?
A: ...Yes.

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
A: Not counting school showers and shit? Erm... four.

2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
A: Three.

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
A: Yes. I fucking hate doing that, I feel dirty, feeble minded, undisciplined and unrefined. Which makes it worse and more noticable that I looked. This I realise. z: j

4. Have you done it?
A: Have I done what? Sex? Yes... but... not enough!


5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
A: Good ass is where you find it. Never mind the gender. z: )

6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
A: When I was in Amsterdam, I had one bang on the window angrily at me because I had walked right past without paying attention. z: )

7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
A: No.


GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?
A: One. It ruined my life.

2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
A: Asda. One place, one centralised well of shit I shouldn't spend money on. z: )

3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
A: Pay off my parent's morgage and then sit on the rest, being careful not to spend too much so that I wouldn't have to work if I didn't want to.

4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
A: I don't know. Having power without vulnerability has its appeal, but then, I suppose I'd like to be immortalised in the public zeitgeist.

6. Have you ever stolen anything?
A: No. I'm far too nice.

7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
A: Erm... shit, you just had to ask that one, didn't you? z: ) I'm going to leave that one going and come back to it. (It came back as 6,544 a while later.)

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
A: Starting the local area Furry group for Newcastle Upon Tyne and organising the meets for years until I got sick of it. At which point they fell apart. Not so proud of that bit. z: j

2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
A: Got a job. z: j

3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
A: Make a shitload of media. Art, writing, music, animation. Let people have them for free.

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
A: Fuck no, I'd be proud. z: )

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?:
A: I wouldn't be so arrogant as to think that I was. As it is, I'm a Jack of All Trades, master of nothing. z: j

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
A: Nope.

7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
A: I've only been up an hour. Give me a break. z: j


ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
A: Meh, I'm not that posessive.

2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?
A: Eh? What?

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
A: Aside from someone with super power or eternal youth, I think I'm happy with me.

4. Have you ever been cheated on?
A: Nope. Wouldn't bother me anyway.

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
A: A slim waistline.

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
A: Some of that delightful confident arrogance that irritates me so much in the world at large.

7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?
A: Erm... Vanity. I have to admit to that one. z: )



THE SEVEN HEAVELY VIRTUES

FAITH
1. What religion do you follow?
A: My only solid belief is that if there is a divinity, then no mortal is qualified to speak on it.

2. What religion were you raised as?
A: Same as most people in the UK; Quietly Agnostic.

3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property?
A: It's a concept and a process, not a property or attribute.

4. Do you have your own commandments
A: Do what is in the greater good. Understand every point of view. Always, always care, for if we don't care, everything is lost.

5. What was the last promise you broke?
A: Erm... "Yeah, I'll be there, right on time..."

6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it?
A: Nope. I haven't prayed since I was 11, but I meant every word when I said it.

7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect?
A: I beleive that perfection itself is a myth. There is no such thing, it's a true impossibility.


HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season?
A: No. Who cares?

2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?
A: Artistic success. Perhaps getting a place of my own.

3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure?
A: Oh, all the fucking time. Fucking seriously. I think I fucking hate myself or something. This is why I've sworn off romantic feelings. They're nothing but pain for all involved.

4. Freedom or fate?
A: Fate is far too intangible to seriously deal with. Freedom I truly prize.

5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket?
A: No.

6. Do you gamble?
A: No. I think it's a mug's game and the road to ruination.

7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway?
A: I live in England... of COURSE I have. z: )


CHARITY
1. What causes do you support?
A: It's been a while since I've given to charity, but I used to give a lot of spare change to the RSPCA and the British Heart Foundation.

2. What causes have you given money or time to?
A: Erm... isn't this the same question as above?

3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless?
A: Sadly, no.

4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel?
A: No, but I always think that I should. The third world deserves our money and labour a lot more than we do.

5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street?
A: On many an occasion.

6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food?
A: If giving someone somewhere to stay for two months counts, then yes.

7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need
A: See above.


FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of?
A: The Blob and all things like it. Slimy things that consume and kill you.

2. What did you do today that was really brave?
A: I only just got up.

3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why?
Jack Knight, the younger Star Man. Because he was a breath of fresh air, a human and relatable forced-into-the-role type who was NOT also incidentally a munchkin.

4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone?
A: Yes.

5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart?
A: I think if I had to face a magic user, I'd have to do it intelligently, use my cunning to nullify his advantages.

6. Have you ever gotten stage fright?
A: Yes, but strangely never on stage. On stage I flourish. On the phone to one person, I choke. z: j

7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower?:
A: I lead or I observe and advise from the periphery. I have trouble following.


JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty?
A: No.

2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it?
A: I'm not certain. It would depend on the exact circumstances. Today and now? I'd get out of it. Go to prison, whatever. If they can't handle the current situation with regular professional soldiers then they should tuck that tail between those legs.

3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)?
A: No. I think that's a power that needs to be kept out of the hands of governments. Besides, if someone has really done something truly bad, then they should live and suffer under the weight of their guilt.

4. Which should be guaranteed legal?
A: This needs clarification.

5. Do you believe that George W. is rightfully President of the USA?
A: No. No I do not. The USA has been overtaken by a cabal of ruthless fanatic assholes who probably want to destroy all life.

6. What was your favorite media circus trial?
A: They all make me a little bit too sick.

7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?
A: Yep.

TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on?
A: That's hard to choose. I have no moderation or discipline. z: )

2. Do you collect anything?
A: VHS and DVD, CD and Vinyl, price stickers (I'm making a fasionable coffee table z: ) )

3. Are you addicted to anything?
A: Marajuana.

4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan?
A: Yep. That's how I got my Telecaster.

5. What's your preferred method of paying for things?
A: Chip and PIN. Even if it is too easy.

6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do?
A: Lost my virginity the way that I did. It was awkward and crap.

7. Do you feel that you obsess over things?
A: I don't have the attention span. z: )


PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know?
A: It was a man called Jonny, but... he died.

2. Have you ever participated in a vigil?
A: Erm... not sure, perhaps?

3. Do you take advice when it's given?
A: I'm pretty shit at taking advice. I always listen, but I never learn.

4. What area are you wisest in?
A: Having patience with people.

5. Do you drive defensively?
A: I ride a push bike. If I didn't ride defensively, I'd be dead meat. Drivers are fucking impatient, self-centred, ignorant fucking idiots on the road.

6. What did you learn today?
A: That this illness still hasn't gone away. I still feel like shit.

7. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue?
A: Temperance.