Barefoot Douchebag Apprehended
15 years ago
A young man who had attained a cult following among ignorant morons for committing theft, burglary, breaking and entering and leading police on chases (in several stolen aircraft and a boat) across several states after escaping from a Washington state institution has been captured after a 2-year crime spree. He was called the Barefoot Bandit because he apparently wore no shoes during his crimes. I hope we can update this bestowed moniker to "Barefoot Cellmate #B3262457". Have fun in jail asshole.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor.....it-caught.html
It's great that he didn't directly cause injury to anyone in the commission of his crimes, however, when you steal things from people that's a crime. When you endanger people's lives, that's a crime. It does not make you someone to be admired. Stealing shit from people is not some form of noble civil disobedience and (get this) there's already a legal defense fund for this twat. Give your money to a worthy social charity if you must, but not to aid this dickweed.
From the moment I heard about this prick I eagerly awaited news of his capture. Maybe he'll share a cell with the notorious "Backdoor Bandit".
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor.....it-caught.html
It's great that he didn't directly cause injury to anyone in the commission of his crimes, however, when you steal things from people that's a crime. When you endanger people's lives, that's a crime. It does not make you someone to be admired. Stealing shit from people is not some form of noble civil disobedience and (get this) there's already a legal defense fund for this twat. Give your money to a worthy social charity if you must, but not to aid this dickweed.
From the moment I heard about this prick I eagerly awaited news of his capture. Maybe he'll share a cell with the notorious "Backdoor Bandit".
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Get off my lawn durnit!