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[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post
Do you have the guts not to ask retarded questions? no? Awesome let the meme begin.

[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
No. Matter of fact i wouldn't do meth if i had a fucking boulder sized crate of it
next to me right now. Why? I'd never do a drug that gives you a smile right out of the big book of british smiles. See Examples
A) http://www.crystalmethhelp247.com/u.....ion-715167.jpg
B) http://www.buffalomissouri.us/pdf/d.....h/image012.jpg
and
C) http://irldefender.files.wordpress......ield-mouth.jpg

[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Dude if you gave me a baseball bat and a free ticket to do so i'd go down to the ghetto and hand out abortions for free, so long as i got to club those irresponsible whores in the gut with a Louisville slugger for a half an hour a pop.

[04] Do you think a country would fail with a female president?
It depends which part of the female is leading. And given that seventy five percent of women seem to let their cunt influence their decision making ability, that'd probably not exactly be in their favor.

[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
I believe that the death penalty shouldn't be used. Why? because i believe the cops should have the right to shoot the dumb fuckers in the head and avoid the god damn penal system entirely. If you're going to be a colossal shithead and murder 12 folks and plead insanity, i aughta have the right to be one of the 12 people that puts a hollow point in your skull to even things out.

[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Absolutely. It'd be a great way to get those useless fucking stoners to start contributing to society already.

[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
I would be entirely for premarital sex, again, citing the abortion section with me and the baseball bat.

[08] Do you believe in God?
Absolutely. But i ain't naming names. I acknowledge that there is something huge and badass out there. But I'm not saying who it is. I'm not going to wind up being one of those folks who dies and sits there at the pearly gates and has Bhudda pointing at them going "HAH! GOTCHA CHRISTIANS!!"

[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
It has every damn bit to exist. If two guys want to be as miserable together as a man and a woman, so be it. Also I'm a fag and I'd like to be able to be married to my man. Fucking stupid homophobic court systems.

[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
You know what i said about the death penalty? Line my ass up on the immigration board with the same gun. I would GLEEFULLY one-shot all those god damn spics that keep showing up popping out of fords in a small ocean like a god damn clown car.

[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
If a twelve year girl is somehow able to go the 9 months worth of ass whupping she deserves from her parents without that embryo bailing on her like FEMA bailed on the blacks in a national disaster, then it aughta be chucked in the stewpot with the rest of the pre-borns for stem-cell research. Least the dumb cunt could do is contribute to the progression of man kind through her stupidity.

[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
It doesn't even frigging matter, its different all over. Eighteen, Twenty One, Sixteen, it just changes the age at which older people will have to stop smuggling schnapps to other people.

[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Yes. On account of a nuclear fucking warhead. pave the whole god damn middle east , alquida included, over and turn it into a god half parking lot have giga-mall.

[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Absolutely. If you're too big a pussy to step in the path of a moving car to kill yourself the old fashioned way , you don't deserve to die.

[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
I believe in whipping the piss out of your children to show them right from wrong. Cuddling your kids is just going to lead to them being the type of 12 year old pregnancy baring irresponsible shit-heads that we've had a gross abundance of in the past 20 years.

[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Fuck yes. I'd burn the flag privately, then take my million dollars. Then I'd buy an identical US flag for 100 dollars and deposit the rest of the million and live off the interest.

[17] Who do you think would have made a better president? McCain or Obama?
Anything is better than that retarded hipp we had beforehand.

[18] What do you think of pop-furs?
If you become so popular you can't bother talking to people you deem 'below you' then you aughta have your right to talk revoked. Don't be an arrogant jackoff.


[19] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?

Hopefully, the people reading this will have been either laughing their assess off, or have un-watched me. Either or , works for me.