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15 years ago
A random IM on Yahoo Messenger today led to this moment of fun.
hermionefetterolftd110: Just me
Geo Vaughan: Hi just you.
hermionefetterolftd110: Yay someone to talk too!! ~~~~~<3
Geo Vaughan: Hi. Do I know you?
hermionefetterolftd110: I'm 20/F please tell me your a male???
Geo Vaughan: Yes, but you're going to be very disappointed.
hermionefetterolftd110: Cool, well im stephanie and i work at a 24 Hour Fitness center and sometimes i like to come home and play with my cam...
Geo Vaughan: I'm gay.
hermionefetterolftd110: I hate it when people can't actually see me saying stuff or fixing my hair or fixing my bra
Geo Vaughan: I prefer men.
hermionefetterolftd110: U should come check me out at http://tinyurl.com/2a3k3v just accept my invite on the page baby, its even more fun if we both have a cam = )
Geo Vaughan: Do you speak english?
hermionefetterolftd110: Come on read the page they won't charge you anything, the CC verification is just to make sure your atleast 18
Geo Vaughan: Are you listening to me? Hablas ingles? Parlez vous anglais? Eigo wo hanasemasu ka?
hermionefetterolftd110: i know u dont wanna miss out on my sexy ass hahaha, if u need more convincing come check out some pics of me n my girls that im puttin up right now at http://www.pinkgirlpic.com/
Geo Vaughan: <-- GAY!
hermionefetterolftd110: well its hard to talk i got a show goin on right now, if anything come check me out some other time... site is http://axaijov.notlong.com
Geo Vaughan: <-- HOMOSEXUAL
Geo Vaughan: <-- LIKES PENIS!
Geo Vaughan: <-- BOOBIES NO!
Geo Vaughan: Are you still there?
WAIT! It gets BETTER! Not MINUTES later:
dominiqueehmannru454: looking for truth and honesty
Geo Vaughan: On the internet?
dominiqueehmannru454: Yay someone to talk too!! ~~~~~<3
Geo Vaughan: Oh no.... you're one of Stephanie's friends aren't you?
dominiqueehmannru454: I'm 20/F please tell me your a male???
Geo Vaughan: If I say no, will you go away?
dominiqueehmannru454: Cool, well im stephanie and i work at a 24 Hour Fitness center and sometimes i like to come home and play with my cam...
Geo Vaughan: No... you're not... Hermione was Stephanie. I shall name you... Beatrice. Beatrice Spiffymuffin. Hello Beatrice.
dominiqueehmannru454: I hate it when people can't actually see me saying stuff or fixing my hair or fixing my bra
Geo Vaughan: Stop telling lies, Mrs. Spiffymuffin, everyone knows you lost your hair in the accident at the power plant... how's the horrifyingly disfiguring burn scars, by the way?
dominiqueehmannru454: U should come check me out at http://slnks.com/1e just accept my invite on the page baby, its even more fun if we both have a cam = )
Geo Vaughan: Or better yet, we can go out to the IHOP and get some endless pancakes! It's OK, you can wear a paper bag over your head, nobody will see your enlarged uvula. Or your horrible sagging breast sacks
dominiqueehmannru454: Come on read the page they won't charge you anything, the CC verification is just to make sure your atleast 18
dominiqueehmannru454: i know u dont wanna miss out on my sexy ass hahaha, if u need more convincing come check out some pics of me n my girls that im puttin up right now at http://www.pinkgirlpic.com
Geo Vaughan: Actually the breast sacks might be hard to hide... what if we said they were your ectopic babies? People might believe that, nobody questions the tragedy of an ectopic pregnancy...
dominiqueehmannru454: well its hard to talk i got a show goin on right now, if anything come check me out some other time... site is http://axaijov.notlong.com
Geo Vaughan: Oh you crazy, loveable Mrs. Spiffymuffin. You take care dear! We simply must keep in touch!
Yes, ladies and gentlemen... the internet is awesome.
hermionefetterolftd110: Just me
Geo Vaughan: Hi just you.
hermionefetterolftd110: Yay someone to talk too!! ~~~~~<3
Geo Vaughan: Hi. Do I know you?
hermionefetterolftd110: I'm 20/F please tell me your a male???
Geo Vaughan: Yes, but you're going to be very disappointed.
hermionefetterolftd110: Cool, well im stephanie and i work at a 24 Hour Fitness center and sometimes i like to come home and play with my cam...
Geo Vaughan: I'm gay.
hermionefetterolftd110: I hate it when people can't actually see me saying stuff or fixing my hair or fixing my bra
Geo Vaughan: I prefer men.
hermionefetterolftd110: U should come check me out at http://tinyurl.com/2a3k3v just accept my invite on the page baby, its even more fun if we both have a cam = )
Geo Vaughan: Do you speak english?
hermionefetterolftd110: Come on read the page they won't charge you anything, the CC verification is just to make sure your atleast 18
Geo Vaughan: Are you listening to me? Hablas ingles? Parlez vous anglais? Eigo wo hanasemasu ka?
hermionefetterolftd110: i know u dont wanna miss out on my sexy ass hahaha, if u need more convincing come check out some pics of me n my girls that im puttin up right now at http://www.pinkgirlpic.com/
Geo Vaughan: <-- GAY!
hermionefetterolftd110: well its hard to talk i got a show goin on right now, if anything come check me out some other time... site is http://axaijov.notlong.com
Geo Vaughan: <-- HOMOSEXUAL
Geo Vaughan: <-- LIKES PENIS!
Geo Vaughan: <-- BOOBIES NO!
Geo Vaughan: Are you still there?
WAIT! It gets BETTER! Not MINUTES later:
dominiqueehmannru454: looking for truth and honesty
Geo Vaughan: On the internet?
dominiqueehmannru454: Yay someone to talk too!! ~~~~~<3
Geo Vaughan: Oh no.... you're one of Stephanie's friends aren't you?
dominiqueehmannru454: I'm 20/F please tell me your a male???
Geo Vaughan: If I say no, will you go away?
dominiqueehmannru454: Cool, well im stephanie and i work at a 24 Hour Fitness center and sometimes i like to come home and play with my cam...
Geo Vaughan: No... you're not... Hermione was Stephanie. I shall name you... Beatrice. Beatrice Spiffymuffin. Hello Beatrice.
dominiqueehmannru454: I hate it when people can't actually see me saying stuff or fixing my hair or fixing my bra
Geo Vaughan: Stop telling lies, Mrs. Spiffymuffin, everyone knows you lost your hair in the accident at the power plant... how's the horrifyingly disfiguring burn scars, by the way?
dominiqueehmannru454: U should come check me out at http://slnks.com/1e just accept my invite on the page baby, its even more fun if we both have a cam = )
Geo Vaughan: Or better yet, we can go out to the IHOP and get some endless pancakes! It's OK, you can wear a paper bag over your head, nobody will see your enlarged uvula. Or your horrible sagging breast sacks
dominiqueehmannru454: Come on read the page they won't charge you anything, the CC verification is just to make sure your atleast 18
dominiqueehmannru454: i know u dont wanna miss out on my sexy ass hahaha, if u need more convincing come check out some pics of me n my girls that im puttin up right now at http://www.pinkgirlpic.com
Geo Vaughan: Actually the breast sacks might be hard to hide... what if we said they were your ectopic babies? People might believe that, nobody questions the tragedy of an ectopic pregnancy...
dominiqueehmannru454: well its hard to talk i got a show goin on right now, if anything come check me out some other time... site is http://axaijov.notlong.com
Geo Vaughan: Oh you crazy, loveable Mrs. Spiffymuffin. You take care dear! We simply must keep in touch!
Yes, ladies and gentlemen... the internet is awesome.
