Which is to say, I got A truck. The pudding which contains the proof can be sampled here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4195595/ I needed something both less expensive and more rugged than my Volvo station wagon, which, while it has been a hell of a great car for the past three years, is expensive to maintain and not suited to the dirt roads (and one in particular) which I must frequent in my increasingly country lifestyle. The front end on the Vulva's starting to get cranky, and it would cost more to replace the front end than it cost to buy the truck, so my plan is to flip it while it's still somewhat shipshape and generate a little extra cash cuchoin to keep my broke ass off the sidwawlk. I've gotta scramble to flip it quick now, cuz having two cars is not something I want to do, but I figured it was better than completely, albeit temporarily, carless, as I would have been if I sold my old car BEFORE getting a new one.

Enough of THAT, let's focus on what's really real: my awesome fucking new truck, christened The Rattler. It ain't quiet, and it ain't pretty, but it's solid as a rock made out of steel and from a Wabi Sabi perspective it's breathtakingly beautiful. Wanna ride?