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Urban Dictionary Meme
15 years ago
Because I have too much time on my hands (or really I have stuff that I can't be bothered doing) I figured I'd steal Crovirus's meme from his recent journal, which he in turn stole from someone else, who probably in turn... well, you get the idea. Chain-stealing. That's a good word, now that I think about it. Anyway, the meme is to look up these pieces of personal info on http://www.urbandictionary.com/:
- Your name
- Your age
- One of your friend's names
- What you should be doing
- Your favourite colour
- Your birthplace
- Your month of birth
- The name of the last person you talked to
- One of your nicknames
Pick your favourite answer for each and put 'em in a journal for all to see. But never un-see.
1. Daniel
This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.
Daniel. Nothing else can describe him.
... Wow. I never knew I was that deep.
2. 16
16 is not to be confused with 15 or even 17. Its the age when you are able to drive and earn your independence!
If you are 16 you are pretty much an adult, which means YOU ROCK!
Now that I'm 16 years old, Im not late to school and practice any more!
Hooray?
3. Tim
A pretty cool guy who likes to talk and joke a lot if you're his friend but is pretty quiet if he doesn't know you.
You think you're funny? Try talking to Tim without laughing.
Pretty much a spot on definition of my Tim. Hm.
4. Probably Study
Memorizing material the day before a test (the day of for some) and completely forgetting all the information exactly after the test is taken, or sometimes even before.
Oh crap the test is tomorrow! I guess I should study. I wonder what chapters it's on.
I just remembered that I have a biology test tomorrow. I hate you, UrbanDictionary.
5. White
The color white. Contrary to popular belief the word "white" is not a racial comment or slur.
This paper is white!
(idiot human rights activist) "Oh my GOSH you racist bastard!!"
6. Perth
The most isolated capital city in the world. Population of 2 million people.. white sandy beaches.. beautiful weather.. sexy easy-going people.. and cool kangaroos.
Man, if we were in Perth we'd be having hot sex with pretty girls right now.
7. June
The month in which the most awesome girls ever are born. June babies are sweet, caring, sexy, lovable and all around cuddly.
Cause June is just awesome that way...
W-What about the June boys?!
8. Andrew
The Newest breed of Penguin.
This type of penguin is an Andrew.
...What?
Danny Boy
Term used to describe a straight man that a gay man has a crush on/is attracted to. Coined from a song of the same name by Rufus Wainwright, this term can also describe a deeper connection and longing for a straight man by a gay male.
Kyle: I love Steven...but he is straight. He's my Danny Boy.
I am now horrified by the fact I am called this in an all boys school. D:
Nice work Crovirus, you've scarred me for life. I hope you're happy. And now I need to study for Biology too. Damn.
- Your name
- Your age
- One of your friend's names
- What you should be doing
- Your favourite colour
- Your birthplace
- Your month of birth
- The name of the last person you talked to
- One of your nicknames
Pick your favourite answer for each and put 'em in a journal for all to see. But never un-see.
1. Daniel
This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.
Daniel. Nothing else can describe him.
... Wow. I never knew I was that deep.
2. 16
16 is not to be confused with 15 or even 17. Its the age when you are able to drive and earn your independence!
If you are 16 you are pretty much an adult, which means YOU ROCK!
Now that I'm 16 years old, Im not late to school and practice any more!
Hooray?
3. Tim
A pretty cool guy who likes to talk and joke a lot if you're his friend but is pretty quiet if he doesn't know you.
You think you're funny? Try talking to Tim without laughing.
Pretty much a spot on definition of my Tim. Hm.
4. Probably Study
Memorizing material the day before a test (the day of for some) and completely forgetting all the information exactly after the test is taken, or sometimes even before.
Oh crap the test is tomorrow! I guess I should study. I wonder what chapters it's on.
I just remembered that I have a biology test tomorrow. I hate you, UrbanDictionary.
5. White
The color white. Contrary to popular belief the word "white" is not a racial comment or slur.
This paper is white!
(idiot human rights activist) "Oh my GOSH you racist bastard!!"
6. Perth
The most isolated capital city in the world. Population of 2 million people.. white sandy beaches.. beautiful weather.. sexy easy-going people.. and cool kangaroos.
Man, if we were in Perth we'd be having hot sex with pretty girls right now.
7. June
The month in which the most awesome girls ever are born. June babies are sweet, caring, sexy, lovable and all around cuddly.
Cause June is just awesome that way...
W-What about the June boys?!
8. Andrew
The Newest breed of Penguin.
This type of penguin is an Andrew.
...What?
Danny Boy
Term used to describe a straight man that a gay man has a crush on/is attracted to. Coined from a song of the same name by Rufus Wainwright, this term can also describe a deeper connection and longing for a straight man by a gay male.
Kyle: I love Steven...but he is straight. He's my Danny Boy.
I am now horrified by the fact I am called this in an all boys school. D:
Nice work Crovirus, you've scarred me for life. I hope you're happy. And now I need to study for Biology too. Damn.
