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Urban Dictionary Meme
15 years ago
Rules:
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.
1.) Your name?
Lori
loyal, honest, loving woman with a heart of gold. A very forgiving person. She will fool you though. She may seem like she is clueless, but she is on to everything therefore she is a very hard person to surprise. Loves humor and laughing.
2.) Your age?
33
Two thumbs up. Something great
If you count binary on your fingers, and one of the thumbs is the LSB; gives 2^0 = 1, then the other thumb wil be 2^5 = 32. The two thumbs will then yeald 33 (100001).
Definition-
Bag of Weed, costs $20.00 dollars and is enough to make 4 fat joints.
I know this dealer that sells 20's.
3.) One of your friends?
Amy
A person who is loving and caring. Loyal to everyone important in her life and is easy to forgive, but won't let someone walk all over her. She steals the heart of everyone she dates, because she is real. Very few girls often like this person, because they feel threatened or intimidated by her. She is also someone who people seem to obsess about without ever realizing it.
4.) What should you be doing?
Dishes
1. The most vile and unacceptable chore known to all people still living at home with their parents.
2. A chore that is required by most parents for their children so that they may earn a lousy allowance.
3. Something that needs to be clean so that one may eat.
5.) Favorite color?
Purple
Irrefutably the best color in the world. End of story, period. This period signifies the end >.
6.) Birthplace?
Hong Kong
a rich little island thats about as big as a high school. 80% of its people do not exceed 5 feet in height(mostly because because they are cantonese LOL). Currently, HK has been going on a revolution/revolt called "HK Independence", and its slogan is "Chinese people OUT!" However, these little cantonese people are nothing against the almighty chinese govt.
Ok ok, you don't want to be chinese, fine. Then just go back to the UK< you'd be nothing but treated like a 2nd class citizen there by working for an opium packing company. And we mainlanders don't want you people, we just want our land back.
7.) Month of your birth?
May
may is the month where teachers think that they can control a classroom but really nothing gets done and no one cares about their grades anymore. usually this happens because summer break is only 30 days away
8.) Last person you talked to?
Seth
Seth is the person who is one of the craziest, happy, smart, and amazing guy you will ever meet. With just a few words and a couple of funny jokes, Seth will make you feel very good about yourself,no matter what kind of day you are having.
9.) One of your nicknames?
Longtail
A drug belonging to the benzodiazepine class of sedatives with an exceptionally long biological half-life. Powerful members include clonazepam and flurazepam. They are capable of rendering grown men incapicitated for days.
Sweeet!
Yoinked from
DodgerWolf
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.
1.) Your name?
Lori
loyal, honest, loving woman with a heart of gold. A very forgiving person. She will fool you though. She may seem like she is clueless, but she is on to everything therefore she is a very hard person to surprise. Loves humor and laughing.
2.) Your age?
33
Two thumbs up. Something great
If you count binary on your fingers, and one of the thumbs is the LSB; gives 2^0 = 1, then the other thumb wil be 2^5 = 32. The two thumbs will then yeald 33 (100001).
Definition-
Bag of Weed, costs $20.00 dollars and is enough to make 4 fat joints.
I know this dealer that sells 20's.
3.) One of your friends?
Amy
A person who is loving and caring. Loyal to everyone important in her life and is easy to forgive, but won't let someone walk all over her. She steals the heart of everyone she dates, because she is real. Very few girls often like this person, because they feel threatened or intimidated by her. She is also someone who people seem to obsess about without ever realizing it.
4.) What should you be doing?
Dishes
1. The most vile and unacceptable chore known to all people still living at home with their parents.
2. A chore that is required by most parents for their children so that they may earn a lousy allowance.
3. Something that needs to be clean so that one may eat.
5.) Favorite color?
Purple
Irrefutably the best color in the world. End of story, period. This period signifies the end >.
6.) Birthplace?
Hong Kong
a rich little island thats about as big as a high school. 80% of its people do not exceed 5 feet in height(mostly because because they are cantonese LOL). Currently, HK has been going on a revolution/revolt called "HK Independence", and its slogan is "Chinese people OUT!" However, these little cantonese people are nothing against the almighty chinese govt.
Ok ok, you don't want to be chinese, fine. Then just go back to the UK< you'd be nothing but treated like a 2nd class citizen there by working for an opium packing company. And we mainlanders don't want you people, we just want our land back.
7.) Month of your birth?
May
may is the month where teachers think that they can control a classroom but really nothing gets done and no one cares about their grades anymore. usually this happens because summer break is only 30 days away
8.) Last person you talked to?
Seth
Seth is the person who is one of the craziest, happy, smart, and amazing guy you will ever meet. With just a few words and a couple of funny jokes, Seth will make you feel very good about yourself,no matter what kind of day you are having.
9.) One of your nicknames?
Longtail
A drug belonging to the benzodiazepine class of sedatives with an exceptionally long biological half-life. Powerful members include clonazepam and flurazepam. They are capable of rendering grown men incapicitated for days.
Sweeet!
Yoinked from
DodgerWolf
I didn't know you were from Hong Kong! That's so cool.
1.) Your name?
Elke
Somebody that has an addiction to alcolohic beverages
"err u r an elke-holic!"
2.) Your age?
30
A 30 pack 12 oz cans of beer.
"Can you get a 30? I want to get wasted tonight. Don't even bother with the longnecks."
The age that your mind just "gets it".
When I turned 30, something just clicked in my mind.
Derived from the roman numerals xxx, meaning both 30 and porn. came around in the 21st century when members of the GPK needed code words to get past their parents. also makes it more comfortable to talk about porn.
How much u think a girl is worth.
*go up to girl at bar*
say 30
if she slaps you then run before her BF comes
3.) One of your friends?
Kelly
She is one of the most caring people you will ever meet. She is sensitive, sweet, kind, loyal, and responsible. She is the kind of friend everyone wants to have. She loves her family and friends. She is a people-person; she loves to hang out with friends. She is very nurturing; if anyone is in need of help - she is there. She is a kid at heart, loves to play with children, has pets, and loves games. She loves music and singing; and likes karaoke. She is strong, competitive and goal-oriented.
4.) What should you be doing?
Exercise
Something you don't do because you spend too much time on the internet.
5.) Favorite color?
Green
Green is considered one of the additive primary colors. The perception of green is evoked by light having a spectrum dominated by energy with a wavelength of roughly 520–570 nm. The complement of green is a purple, such as magenta; that is, a color corresponding to a mixture of red and blue light. On a traditional color wheel, based on subtractive color, the complementary color to green is considered to be red.
Horny, referring to the idea that colors can induce feelings. (Orange=hungry, blue=calm, red=angry, green=horny)
A word that when thrown on a product label drives up the price by at least 300%. helps people feel better about driving suburbans and hummers.
A cool color until it sold out and everyone became obsessed with it.
The best answer to give in class ever...confusing the teacher and either making everyone laugh at u or look and u like a dumbass
6.) Birthplace?
Belgium
Home of the waffle, historic castles, and beer that is often voted best on Earth.
A small country in Europe located between France, Germany and Netherlands. World famous for Belgian chocolate, waffles, great beer, DJs and ridiculously hot chicks.
Land of the "french" fries
Where Dr. Evil came from
european nation above france that makes better french fries and has random fry stands on the sides of the country roads. gave germany a shitload of trouble in ww1 especially for how small it was and also makes nutella.
The Northern half of Belgium speaks a form of Dutch called "Vlaams" (= Flamish), the less developed part, the southern part, speaks French.
7.) Month of your birth?
May
may is the month where teachers think that they can control a classroom but really nothing gets done and no one cares about their grades anymore. usually this happens because summer break is only 30 days away
8.) Last person you talked to?
An
The best girl ever. She's beautiful, funny, outgoing, caring and when I'm with her, I'm the happiest and luckiest girl on Earth. Her smile is the most adorable thing in the world, and when she takes my hand I get all warm and fuzzy inside. The days when I don't hang out with her I feel so empty but when I do, the time we spend together makes up for the 14 years I've spent without her. I would do anything for this girl.
9.) One of your nicknames?
Kitty
Ketamine, an anesthetic that is used as a recreational drug, also known as K or Special K. It comes in a liquid form then dried, ground into a powder and snorted using a bumper.