Urban Dictionary Meme
15 years ago
Oh noes, an opinione! Stolen from 
Rules:
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.
1.) Your age?
23
Definition-
A Dr. Pepper soda, because of the twenty-three flavors in its manufacture.
"23 is my favorite of all sodas."
2.) One of your friends?
Jack
Definition-
Absolutely nothing; a shortened form of jack shit or jack squat and a synonym of diddly.
Your wife: "Hi honey...my, you're home late. What did you do today?"
You: "Jack."
Your wife: "How was your day at work?"
You: "What? Where's my dinner?"
[ILU LADY]
3.) What should you be doing?
Sketching
Definition-
The term for being 'high' on a hallucinogen (Usually Ecstasy)
"Amanda was sketching so bad she drank an entire carton of orange juice"
4.) Favorite color?
Purple
Definition-
The Quarian equivalent of pink
"That Tali has some nice purple."
5.) Birthplace?
Manchester, UK
Definition-
MANCHESTER IS GREAT! even though it is an absolute shed.
NO, we dont all talk like Liam Gallagher, most of us do though.
NO, we arent all chavs. most of us are though.
NO, we dont all possess guns. most of us do though.
NO, we dont all have ASBO's. most of us do though.
and NO we do not say "my kid"
It's "our kid"
You get me?!
Bloke from manchester: "y'alright our kid?"
Another bloke from manchester: "sound mate, sound."
6.) Month of your birth?
September
Definition-
A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.
"I can't wait for september to come so we can play in the leaves!"
7.) Last person you talked to?
Sam
Definition-
Short for Standard Asian Measurement. Offically 4'11, 95 lbs. A way to measure anything using a standard asian person as your guide.
"That 2 story building is roughly 6 sams tall"
8.) One of your nicknames?
Sid
Definition -
Someone who is incompetent and generally gets nothing accomplished. Often used to display a contemptuous attitude towards a person of this nature.
The oft-used: "Goddamnit Sid!"

Rules:
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.
1.) Your age?
23
Definition-
A Dr. Pepper soda, because of the twenty-three flavors in its manufacture.
"23 is my favorite of all sodas."
2.) One of your friends?
Jack
Definition-
Absolutely nothing; a shortened form of jack shit or jack squat and a synonym of diddly.
Your wife: "Hi honey...my, you're home late. What did you do today?"
You: "Jack."
Your wife: "How was your day at work?"
You: "What? Where's my dinner?"
[ILU LADY]
3.) What should you be doing?
Sketching
Definition-
The term for being 'high' on a hallucinogen (Usually Ecstasy)
"Amanda was sketching so bad she drank an entire carton of orange juice"
4.) Favorite color?
Purple
Definition-
The Quarian equivalent of pink
"That Tali has some nice purple."
5.) Birthplace?
Manchester, UK
Definition-
MANCHESTER IS GREAT! even though it is an absolute shed.
NO, we dont all talk like Liam Gallagher, most of us do though.
NO, we arent all chavs. most of us are though.
NO, we dont all possess guns. most of us do though.
NO, we dont all have ASBO's. most of us do though.
and NO we do not say "my kid"
It's "our kid"
You get me?!
Bloke from manchester: "y'alright our kid?"
Another bloke from manchester: "sound mate, sound."
6.) Month of your birth?
September
Definition-
A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.
"I can't wait for september to come so we can play in the leaves!"
7.) Last person you talked to?
Sam
Definition-
Short for Standard Asian Measurement. Offically 4'11, 95 lbs. A way to measure anything using a standard asian person as your guide.
"That 2 story building is roughly 6 sams tall"
8.) One of your nicknames?
Sid
Definition -
Someone who is incompetent and generally gets nothing accomplished. Often used to display a contemptuous attitude towards a person of this nature.
The oft-used: "Goddamnit Sid!"
FA+

Definition-
The Quarian equivalent of pink
"That Tali has some nice purple.""
Was that really the definition?! If so, AWESOME.
"A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves."
That's a new way to look at it. :D
It is, too 8D *tight little sweater watch*
Sid
Definition -
Someone who is incompetent and generally gets nothing accomplished. Often used to display a contemptuous attitude towards a person of this nature.
The oft-used: "Goddamnit Sid!"'
I LOL'd