Skunks are infinitely and simply always the best thing in the entire universe ever.
God is shit compared to skunks. I woship skunks and i pray to them 10 times a day.
We should set up skunk farms in place of all cattle farms.
All world religion is false and should be replaced by skunkism.
Humanity should serve and obey the skunks without question.
People say that skunkys smell bad well that is an outright lie,
I wear a live skunk hat and during the world war they put skunk butts over their
noses to prevent the poisonous nazi gas from killing babies and skunks saved you all.
Skunks create 95% of the world's oxygen.
Skunks eat deadly insects which would otherwise destroy all forests and agriculture.
Skunk shit is 500x more fertile than any other animal shit it makes everything grow forever.