I honestly don't know why we shit at all.
Men definitely need a tight hole in their bum for sex.
It's gotta be rubbery, stretchy, tough, and pleasure sensative.
When we eat food we should break down the atoms for nuclear power.
We shouldn't have to shit.
Shit is shitty.
Bum sex is truly great. All bums should be better.
When I was very young I thought my mom gave birth to me out her ass.
Back when I was a kid, I just thought that girls pissed out their ass, and they had sex up their ass. It all made perfect sense to me. There was no such thing as a vagina. This strange, strange vagina phenomenon struck me later in life, but truly, is this actually necissary? Why can't our bum do it all? It would be allot more efficient if both guys and girls could give birth, and if guys had titties. Yes, herms would be allot better, they would have the powers of both sexes. Truly superior. If we can't be herms we should at least have highly evolved anal capacities.

That is all I have to say about that, for now.