If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Meisu hears it. Meisu can hear everything. Meisu can hear the shrieking terror in your soul.

Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Meisuaurus.

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Meisu.

"Sweating bullets" is literally what happens when Meisu gets too hot.

Meisu uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

Meisu doesn't daydream. She is too busy giving other people nightmares.

Meisu plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

Meisu likes her ice like she likes her skulls: crushed.

Meisu has to register every part of her body as a separate lethal weapon. Her spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

Meisu will never have a heart attack. Her heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack her.

Meisu does not "style" her hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

For undercover police work, Meisu pins her badge underneath her shirt, directly into her chest.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Meisu allows to live.

The Meisu military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Meisu could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

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