Meme [3/2] EF meme
15 years ago
Where are you staying?
Con-Ops office, or any other place in the hotel.
I have a superior room in the Maritim hotel. :)
What day are you getting there?
I'm arriving Tuesday early in the afternoon.
Who will you be with?
Friends :D
Do you do free art or trades?
Bwahahahahhahaa.... Sure if you want a stick figure.
Do you do commissions/badges?
If you want to pay for a stick figure you may commission me, price is E0.05, you have to supply your own pencil and paper tho.
Do you have prints/CDs?
Yes I do own quite some prints and CDs.
Do you have art in the art show?
Nope.
What suit(s) will you have?
A three pieced suit, that's black?
Can I dance with you?
Who were you again?
You're talking to someone, and I would like to say hi, but don't know how, what can I do?
Well the way I see it you have multiple options, I'll name a few.
a. You could go to the bar, grab a beer and talk to somebody else.
b. You could stand there looking like an idiot and keep staring at us until we notice you.
c. You can interrupt our conversation, unless you have a bloody good reason to do so, you might get told to fuck off.
d. Buy me a drink, I'll thank you for it and continue my conversation with the other person, but at least I acknowledged your existence, didn't I? That's what you wanted wasn't it?
What is your gender?
Male.
How old are you?
I'm 24.
How tall are you?
2.00M or something, don't care to measure it precisely.
Are you mated?
Nope.
Can I touch you?
Again, preferably not. If you do, do not try to approach me from behind, I get jumpy if you do that and might hurt you. ^-^
Can I talk to you?
That entirely depends on you.
Can I hug you?
Friends can, are you a friend?
Can I take photos of you/with you?
Why do you want a photo with me? Makes no sense at all. Okay, yes you can, but I won't autograph it until you buy me a drink.
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
You can buy me a drink. I don't promise that I will return the favor, but normally I try.
Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
I drink alcohol.
Can I give you lots of money?
Sure.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Why hug again? This was asked up there somewhere also.
For the snuggle part. Only a few people can, and they know who they are. So if you have to ask yourself the question, can I snuggle with you, then you can't.
Can we hang out?
If I have some time to spare, possibly. Tho I prefer to spend my time in the company of people that I know. So introduce yourself first ;).
Are you nice?
Most of the time yes.
Seriously, I am when I'm in idle mode. Just approach me and find out. If I'm talking and you interrupt I'm not nice. If I'm busy with a rush job that needs to be done, I can be a bit blunt to get the point across. If I'm filming and you jump in front of the camera ruining the footage you might find a tripos shoved up your arse, but otherwise I'm nice. Really!
Oh, now you don't believe me anymore? Suit yourself.
Where will you be most of the time during the con?
Con-Ops office I presume.
Or at the bar, those two really have to fight for my undivided attention.
Other cons you may go to?
I might try Confuzzled next year, tho I'm still undecided on that issue.
Con-Ops office, or any other place in the hotel.
I have a superior room in the Maritim hotel. :)
What day are you getting there?
I'm arriving Tuesday early in the afternoon.
Who will you be with?
Friends :D
Do you do free art or trades?
Bwahahahahhahaa.... Sure if you want a stick figure.
Do you do commissions/badges?
If you want to pay for a stick figure you may commission me, price is E0.05, you have to supply your own pencil and paper tho.
Do you have prints/CDs?
Yes I do own quite some prints and CDs.
Do you have art in the art show?
Nope.
What suit(s) will you have?
A three pieced suit, that's black?
Can I dance with you?
Who were you again?
You're talking to someone, and I would like to say hi, but don't know how, what can I do?
Well the way I see it you have multiple options, I'll name a few.
a. You could go to the bar, grab a beer and talk to somebody else.
b. You could stand there looking like an idiot and keep staring at us until we notice you.
c. You can interrupt our conversation, unless you have a bloody good reason to do so, you might get told to fuck off.
d. Buy me a drink, I'll thank you for it and continue my conversation with the other person, but at least I acknowledged your existence, didn't I? That's what you wanted wasn't it?
What is your gender?
Male.
How old are you?
I'm 24.
How tall are you?
2.00M or something, don't care to measure it precisely.
Are you mated?
Nope.
Can I touch you?
Again, preferably not. If you do, do not try to approach me from behind, I get jumpy if you do that and might hurt you. ^-^
Can I talk to you?
That entirely depends on you.
Can I hug you?
Friends can, are you a friend?
Can I take photos of you/with you?
Why do you want a photo with me? Makes no sense at all. Okay, yes you can, but I won't autograph it until you buy me a drink.
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
You can buy me a drink. I don't promise that I will return the favor, but normally I try.
Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
I drink alcohol.
Can I give you lots of money?
Sure.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Why hug again? This was asked up there somewhere also.
For the snuggle part. Only a few people can, and they know who they are. So if you have to ask yourself the question, can I snuggle with you, then you can't.
Can we hang out?
If I have some time to spare, possibly. Tho I prefer to spend my time in the company of people that I know. So introduce yourself first ;).
Are you nice?
Most of the time yes.
Seriously, I am when I'm in idle mode. Just approach me and find out. If I'm talking and you interrupt I'm not nice. If I'm busy with a rush job that needs to be done, I can be a bit blunt to get the point across. If I'm filming and you jump in front of the camera ruining the footage you might find a tripos shoved up your arse, but otherwise I'm nice. Really!
Oh, now you don't believe me anymore? Suit yourself.
Where will you be most of the time during the con?
Con-Ops office I presume.
Or at the bar, those two really have to fight for my undivided attention.
Other cons you may go to?
I might try Confuzzled next year, tho I'm still undecided on that issue.
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