So I was making my dinner in the kitchen (well, pouring milk on some corn flakes) when I spot this huge-ass hornet flying around the room. Those bastards are, next to wasps, the only bugs that make me scream and flail my arms around like a hyperactive windmill, so I run out as fast as I can (without screaming and flailing, of course, I don't want to piss the fucker off) and shut the door. Naturally, I forgot to take the food with me... good thing I took the spoon, though. Now I'm sitting here, hungry as hell and my corn flakes are getting soggy :C


The worst part, though, is that the window was closed and he must have already been inside, so the bastard was probably watching me with his evil little hornet eyes and just waiting to make himself noticeable and screw me over as much as he can.