Dear Journal/Readers,

This will be a short post, but I wanted to share with you the best diss I ever heard which came recently when I was at work.

A man and his son walk into my taco bell, man is about 50's and son is 20's or 30s. They order, and it's quite clear they are annoyed at something. It's more over the son that is annoyed than the father. The store is near dead at this point so I can follow their entire conversation as they sit down, this is a rough transcript:

[Dad] "So...I've been meaning to ask how was the flight?"
[Son] (answers in french)
[Dad] Okay...that's neat I didn't know you spoke french, so how was the flight?
[Son] (repeats answer in french)
*dad pauses to rub his forehead*
[Dad] Alright well how was the trip? You've been gone for months, all summer over there in France, anything interesting?
[Son] *takes bite of food* (responds in french)
[dad] That's getting a little annoying...okay well did you do anything interesting? come on anything at all?
[son] (responds in french again)
*dad pounds fist against table*
[dad] Okay goddammit I've had enough. I'm trying to have a civil conversation with you and you're acting like an immature child. Just because you spend one summer in France doesn't make you French!
[son] Well...is that so...cause just because you spent one night in my mom doesn't make you my dad.

(shock and awe ensues)