Where are you staying?
in the con hotel with some friends

What day are you getting there?
Thursday morning

Who will you be with?
some friends

Do you do free art?
if i had art capabilities i would use them for financial gain!

Do you do trades?
i will trade my money for art, if i have it!

Do you do commissions?
uhhh, if you like poorly drawn stick figures, but i overcharge!

Do you have prints / CDs ?
i can draw a stickman on a cd for you. $50!

Do you do badges?
no, i won't have sex with a badge.... unless you pay me

Will you have Art in the Art Show?
uhhh, what art?

What is your gender?
last i checked, i had a penis

How old are you?
788400000 seconds, aprox

Can I talk to you?
sure.

Can I touch you?
uhhhhh

PHOTOGRAPHS
my face might melt your camera

Can I hang out with you?
if you're really that desperate

How can I find you?
i'll be the guy there that doesn't fit in