Do it! Keep yr ears!

with tail or no?

hells yes! ain't no other kind, s'far as I'm concerned.

Faux I hope.

naw i'm down to wear the real fur if it's second-hand, so that the money's goin to, say, the goodwill or some old lady in north dakota as opposed to furmongers and furpeddlars, to whom i object in strong - though, compared with PETA and their ilk, not the strongest -but strong terms.