Ahoy! today be t' official Talk Like a Pirate Day and for that i raise me flaggon o' ale and toast t' all ye bilge rat lovin' land lubber types,
In true pirate fashion i hosted a mighty celebration in t' tavern yonder where much rum was splice t' mainbrace and treaaye found and wenchin' abundant, and with that i leave ya for these kegs will not drink themselves.

Now off ye be t' drink thy piratey selves t' oblivion or i shall Keel-haul ye t' t' nearest gallows where ye shall dance t' hangmens jig till ye dance no more AAaarrrr and if one be a wondering me jolly be very rogered and me buckles all swashed.