In life things happen so fast.
No matter what you do things never last.
So end life now and put your mother in a cast.

Life is so great that i dont need a date.
I wont need another mate as thats my fate.
Shhh... Im luring this human in with bait.

Got ya now!
Im going to make you fatter then a fat cow.
And im going to feed you to my big cat called moew meow.

She would love that fat and bloody guts.
Each time she smells a human she goes nuts.

But anyway i also got a pet bear.
See him outside the window there?
Hes busy chowing on tony blair.
Ohhh! Look at that! Hes tairing of his head by pulling on his fake hair.

But thats all for my side.
This crazy lizard dude wont die even if i died.
Ill just come back as the undead and continue the big fight.