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can't sleep, have some thoughts
15 years ago
Got a new phone (picslink mine's white/pukegreen) and I haven't figured it out yet but there's no one to text this early and games are $3/mo. wtf right? :/ What happened to the 'ten bones, it's yours forever' deals?
And I was super excited about being able to play The Sims 3 somewheres... *angrily pokes laptop*
I can't even get mobile banking on the goddamn thing 'cause it's not a "smartphone," or whatever. Bitch, I paid $200 for this thing; it better wipe my fucking ass and applaud after I'm done!
But, it is pretty cool. I can actually set my phone to 'silent' and my alarm to 'ear-splittingly loud' so bitches don't wake me up before worktime. (I seem to be more popular when asleep)
I'M TALKING TO YOU,
and 
>:C
(and also my dad 'cause he just found FA somehow LOLOLOLOL i really hope he doesn't find me)
I think this is a journal asking for phone numbers or something? I dunno, wake n' bake.
But feel free to note me your numbuh, I need more molefreckles to text at work. xP
And I was super excited about being able to play The Sims 3 somewheres... *angrily pokes laptop*
I can't even get mobile banking on the goddamn thing 'cause it's not a "smartphone," or whatever. Bitch, I paid $200 for this thing; it better wipe my fucking ass and applaud after I'm done!
But, it is pretty cool. I can actually set my phone to 'silent' and my alarm to 'ear-splittingly loud' so bitches don't wake me up before worktime. (I seem to be more popular when asleep)
I'M TALKING TO YOU,
and 
>:C(and also my dad 'cause he just found FA somehow LOLOLOLOL i really hope he doesn't find me)
I think this is a journal asking for phone numbers or something? I dunno, wake n' bake.
But feel free to note me your numbuh, I need more molefreckles to text at work. xP
not my fault you sleep from 1am to 6pm work from 7pm-12am then rinse wash and repeat!
Hmmp!
Poop head
...also i would (and have) applaud when your done pooping for 200 but i will NOT wipe your butt.
Like, you were in the livingroom and I came prancing out the toilet or something.
ANYWAY.
my car
a cellphone plan
and mult rug burns
and i miss you (:
givetosaaaaaam
All I have is a gvoice I totally use it to text people constantly asdf
fuck googling i'm just gonna ask you what it is
TIME TO BREAK OUT THE COMMENT HIDER