Repost from Lavafox' journal

♥To every guy that said, "Sex can wait" (yeah, wait till we get to the bedroom *runs to bedroom*)

♥To every guy that said, "You're beautiful" (i wouldnt believe it anyway)

♥To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her (sounds like a loser with a car)

♥To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. (money spent on that trash should have payed for her medicine)

♥To every guy who has given her flowers just because that's how he rolls (What a waste of money, they just die)

♥To every guy that said he would die for her. (so he wouldnt have to listen to her anymore)

♥To every guy that really would. (suicidal sun of a bitch)

♥To every guy that did what she wanted to die for (What?)

♥To every guy that cried in front of her... (aww she caught him cheating, poor guy)

♥To every guy that she cried in front of... (girls cry a LOT)

♥To every guy that holds hands with her. (eww sweaty stinky dry tough skin on his hands)

♥To every guy that kisses her with meaning.. (Yuck Germs!)

♥To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. (90% of the time females are sad)

♥To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. (that can get sooo annoying)

♥To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. (cause she wouldnt bring her own?)

♥To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. (That makes me feel like im a retard when a guy does that... but i guess i am -_-)

♥To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to
see her for ten minutes (so he can make sure to get every detail about where she was and why she was out late)

♥To every guy that would give his seat up... (He dont want to watch what she wants to watch anyway)

♥To every guy that just wants to cuddle. (Cuddles lead up to sex so of course thats what guys want)

♥To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. (so he can make her feel comfortable around him so he can get in her pants)

♥To every guy who told his secrets to her. (yeah the mild secrets like he picks his nose)

♥To every guy that showed how much he cared through every word and every breath. (poetic, smooth talking, try to make himself sound smart jerk)

♥To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one. (the one who would let me in her pants tonight)

♥To every guy that believed in her dreams. (the dumb ones dont have dreams so no worries)

♥To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them (money money money)

♥To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams. (cause the dumb dreams are SECRET!)

♥To every guy that walked her to her car and opened the door (she dont have one, the mans driving her drunk ass home... after takeing advantage of her being drunk!!!)

♥To every guy that gave his heart. (thats a dumb saying, thats also gross and it would kill him)

♥To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her. (As long as shes able to spread her legs for him some day)


Nice guys still finish last


Because Lavafox thinks there are no nice guys out there I repost this to show her there is at least one...