So it was my friends 21st birthday and he wanted to go to some upscale club in the city. He called me and said he wanted me to go to the club. But I'm 20. He said that wouldn't be a problem. So I gave in, but it was 5:00 in the afternoon! So I thought eh what the hell. I'd bet Its not that different anyways how would I know? So I put on some really nice jeans and a white v-neck shirt. He comes over to pick me up in his SUV. God that vehicle was crowded with sex driven dumb asses. They were all like "man, I hope I get laid." My thoughts were "Man, I hope the doorman has seen me on TV kicking ass and wont ask questions." So we get to the club and walk to the door the guy starts to check out ID's. My friends all get in no problem, they are all old enough. So the guy asks for my ID and I hand it to him he looks at me and says in general, your not old enough... You know that right? I said I wouldn't be drinking and I would most likely find another way in. So he just let me in (It helps when your bigger than the bouncers). I walk in and there were so many fucking people. I felt like I was the most out of place person in the world. My friends all call me over they have drinks in one hand, a woman in the other. (well some had a woman, they all had drinks though) Then I realized, I was brought to be the "Designated Driver" oh well, I never was one for alcohol. Then they played a song I knew, it was "Move for me"(extended mix) by deadbau5 and Kaskade. It did have a different effect with all the cool lights. And then my chick magnet turned on because for some time there was some woman hitting on me. (remember I'm starting a relationship already) They always asked "What, no drink? Are you not old enough, or one of those guys?" Whats "one of those guys?" They swarmed me like I'm a straight Vin Diesel with hair. I still had fun dancing and what not. So after 3 hours my friends got women to go home with them, but heres the best part, I had to drive even more sex driven people home, and they were all drunk... Woohoo...

Its an hour drive from the club to where my friend lived. I was shocked that they were all going to his house to have sex (I pray to god that they aren't filming it right now or they have just finished filming that they did, I hope they didn't) I realized that the women they picked up were, umm how do I put it in a politically correct term... Well I can't, they had nice dresses is all I can say. They did look like they had money, but I still had to deal with their slurred conversation in the back of the SUV. So I drove to his house and realized, I'm in HIS vehicle. Oh well I never minded walking so they all stagger into his house and I start to walk home. The club was very nice, the music was good the general attitude of the people was good. I can's say the experience was bad at all. Clubbing is fun I guess, and I'll most likely do it again! I'd just go by yourself if I was you. And if you go with a group, bring your car, and tell the others to get a cab! And em, just to add moral value do not drive when under the influence of alcohol... Or drugs.

But to the question whats "One of those guys?" If they did not like me because I was sober the whole time... Well thats their problem. But it is nice to be at the house... With the non-wasted inhabitants. (I never found that alcohol could make a party better, just more violent and/or stupid)