Hello Gentlemen,

Look at your beer.
Now back to mine.
Now back at your beer.
Now back to mine.
Sadly, it isn't mine.
But if you stop drinking bland-tasting American light beer and switched to Belhaven Scottish Ale it could taste like its mine.
Look down.
Back up.
Where are you?
You're on party boat with the beer your beer could taste like.
Whats in your hand, back at me, I have it.
Its a cigar case with two pounds of the wings you love.
Look again.
The wings are now bullets!
Everything is more manly when you drink a proper tasting beer and not something American.
I'm on your wife.