65 Questions You’ve Probably Never Been Asked
15 years ago
Your Mission Should You Choose To Accept:
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
my hair comes first
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
black with yellow lettering. It’s a WATCHMEN hoodie *nerd*
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
sure.
4. Do you plan outfits?
only if it’s a costume
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
tired but good. I’m almost done with my homework and I’m getting my fiction story workshopped. Also, doing holloween with Lolo
6. What's the closest thing to you that's red
the flesh on an arm on the cover of a book I’m reading called ‘John Dies at the End’
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
My characters were all at a Puff Daddy party, jumping in a pool full of Jello and reciting Shakespeare. I remember telling 50 cent that it was a pretty awesome party and he concurred.
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
I met my homework and we got busy.
9. What are you craving right now?
pizza
10. Do you floss?
not as much as I should :P
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Avatar the last airbender MY CABBAGES
12. Are you emotional?
I can be. I try not to be. I try to be as rational as possible. It usually works (when it doesn’t involve shit like family or bad blood)
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
I used to do it all the time in the bathtub
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
bite. I freakin bite everything (including penises!)
15. Do you like your hair?
yep. It’s easy going and laid back (like me)
16. Do you like yourself?
uh, no. And I doubt I ever will. Tis the nature of art.
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
I’ve heard he’s a fascinating and intelligent man. I would love to pick his brain. This says nothing of my opinion of his policies, however :3
18. What are you listening to right now?
the TV drone advertisements at me.
19. Are your parents strict?
my mom is pretty easy going with me as far as where I go and what I do. That doesn’t mean she isn’t high strung and insane.
20. Would you go sky diving?
sure. It’s on my bucket list.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
mmmmmmmm
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
I ran in Jim Carrey a long time ago and didn’t realize it was him until my dad gave him our cab.
23. Do you rent movies often?
nope
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
there are glittery doves from Arizona on a shelf near me
25. How many countries have you visited?
2 – USA and Mexico
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Excuse me sir, but your credit card says you’ve purchased $400 worth of cheese
27. Ever been on a train?
only as a “ride”
28. Brown or white eggs?
White
29. Do you have a cell-phone?
yes. I never thought I’d be into texting until I realized that it meant I could talk to people without actually talking to them. Texting is for the antisocial, I tell you what.
30. Do you use chap stick?
Yes
31. Do you own a gun?
several
32. Can you use chop sticks?
I used to
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
I will be all alone finishing up homeworl
34. Are you too forgiving?
Yes. I forgive instantly and have been fucked over multiple times for it.
35. Ever been in love?
it’s weird and unsettling D:
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)?
HOLLOWEEN MOTHER FUCKER
37. Ever have cream puffs?
MMMMMMMMM
38. Last time you cried?
today. Mom insulted my intelligence and called me a know-it-all brat :D it hurt pretty bad
39. What was the last question you asked?
When will you consider my opinions worth listening to?
When you’re my age.
Lol! I’ll never be your age XD You could have saved us all a lot of time and said ‘never’
40. Favorite time of the year?
right fucking now, mang
41. Do you have any tattoos?
want some. no
42. Are you sarcastic?
NO NEVER :3
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
yes
44. Ever walked into a wall?
I’m blonde. So yes
45. Favorite color?
green or orange
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
yes
47. Is your hair curly?
no
48. What was the last CD you bought?
lol whut? I don’t buy CDs anymore.
49. Do looks matter?
no. Looks mean jack and shit.
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
it would depend. It would reeeaaaally depend
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
never
52. Do you like your life right now?
it’s…okay…
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
nope
54. Can you handle the truth?
most of the time
55. Do you have good vision?
psh. I’m blind without my glasses
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
uh…I guess?
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
rarely
58. The last person you held hands with?
lolo (scaredy cat)
59. What are you wearing?
jeans, t-shirt, hoodie
60.What is your favorite animal?
cuttle fish
61. Where was your favorite picture taken at?
uuuuuh
62. Can you hula hoop?
never D:
63. Do you have a job?
>:[
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
tickets to knott’s scary farm
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
often
FA+

Im scared about my double negatives though