I'm seme
15 years ago
Your Mission Should You Choose To Accept:
01-[x] You like to be content in everything.
02-[ ] When a person confesses his/her love to you and you don’t like him/her, you start feeling very tense and/or you don’t know what to say.
03-[ ] You enjoy listening to smooth and relaxing music.
04-[x] You are quite hyperactive.
05-[ ] If you don’t like something, you start crying and you don’t care if you start talking too loud.
06-[ ] You love candies or any type of caramel.
07-[x] You like making others blush.
08-[ ] You sleep with a doll/teddy bear/pillow in your hand.
09-[ ] You’re usually shy with the opposite sex.
10-[ ] You like romantic-funny anime.
11-[ ] Between L or Light cosplay, you prefer L. (I would rather chill with Kira)
12-[ ] You have listened “an café”. (sounds gay)
13-[ ] You like listening to it.
14-[ ] You have 1 or 2 songs on your computer of “an café”. (does this "an cafe" make gay boys jizz in their pants or something?)
15-[ ] You are innocent and/or a little clumsy.
16-[x] You smile at kitties.
17-[ ] You usually say –kawaii-. (fuck no)
18-[x] You like plushies. (Yes)
19-[ ] Between light blue and blue, you prefer light blue
20-[x] You hate Paris Hilton because she is an idiot. (more like she burns my genitals. And what does this question have to do with taking it in the ass?)
21-[ ] You have been lost in a shopping center/parking/cinema.
22-[ ] You have called to the mistaken number twice or more.
23-[ ] You cried with Pocahontas' ending.
24-[x] You have used a very feminine dress or shirt. (for a wedding)
25-[ ] You call your pets with cute names.
26-[ ] You believe that yaoi is the best.
27-[ ] You're easy to trick/convince.
28-[x] Some men scare you. (well...yea. Rapists? Pedophiles. Yes, some of them scare me. What a derp question. Was this written by a 16 year old?)
29-[ ] You have seen Pucca and you like it.
30-[ ] You have pink/red clothes and they are decorated with flowers.
31-[x] Sometimes you start looking at the clouds and you get lost in space.
32-[ ] You’ve said “Kyao” or something like that before.
33-[x] When a person of your same sex gets angry with you, you’re at the defensive. (Anyone would be this way with any person that gets angry with them)
34-[ ] You like j-pop. (WAT NO)
35-[x] You have cried for more than one movie/TV series.
36-[ ] You watched gravitation and you felt like Shuichi or you watched strawberry panic and you felt like Nagisa.
37-[x] You smile with no reason.
38-[ ] You usually are very positive.
39-[ ] When there’s a rainbow, you run out to see it.
40-[ ] You usually don’t understand what your parents say.
Total: 13/40
Greater than 30 = Super Uke
21-30 = Uke
20 = Seme-uke
10-19 = Seme
Less than 10 = Super Seme
Congrats to me. I fuck people in the butt. What a retarded meme.
02-[ ] When a person confesses his/her love to you and you don’t like him/her, you start feeling very tense and/or you don’t know what to say.
03-[ ] You enjoy listening to smooth and relaxing music.
04-[x] You are quite hyperactive.
05-[ ] If you don’t like something, you start crying and you don’t care if you start talking too loud.
06-[ ] You love candies or any type of caramel.
07-[x] You like making others blush.
08-[ ] You sleep with a doll/teddy bear/pillow in your hand.
09-[ ] You’re usually shy with the opposite sex.
10-[ ] You like romantic-funny anime.
11-[ ] Between L or Light cosplay, you prefer L. (I would rather chill with Kira)
12-[ ] You have listened “an café”. (sounds gay)
13-[ ] You like listening to it.
14-[ ] You have 1 or 2 songs on your computer of “an café”. (does this "an cafe" make gay boys jizz in their pants or something?)
15-[ ] You are innocent and/or a little clumsy.
16-[x] You smile at kitties.
17-[ ] You usually say –kawaii-. (fuck no)
18-[x] You like plushies. (Yes)
19-[ ] Between light blue and blue, you prefer light blue
20-[x] You hate Paris Hilton because she is an idiot. (more like she burns my genitals. And what does this question have to do with taking it in the ass?)
21-[ ] You have been lost in a shopping center/parking/cinema.
22-[ ] You have called to the mistaken number twice or more.
23-[ ] You cried with Pocahontas' ending.
24-[x] You have used a very feminine dress or shirt. (for a wedding)
25-[ ] You call your pets with cute names.
26-[ ] You believe that yaoi is the best.
27-[ ] You're easy to trick/convince.
28-[x] Some men scare you. (well...yea. Rapists? Pedophiles. Yes, some of them scare me. What a derp question. Was this written by a 16 year old?)
29-[ ] You have seen Pucca and you like it.
30-[ ] You have pink/red clothes and they are decorated with flowers.
31-[x] Sometimes you start looking at the clouds and you get lost in space.
32-[ ] You’ve said “Kyao” or something like that before.
33-[x] When a person of your same sex gets angry with you, you’re at the defensive. (Anyone would be this way with any person that gets angry with them)
34-[ ] You like j-pop. (WAT NO)
35-[x] You have cried for more than one movie/TV series.
36-[ ] You watched gravitation and you felt like Shuichi or you watched strawberry panic and you felt like Nagisa.
37-[x] You smile with no reason.
38-[ ] You usually are very positive.
39-[ ] When there’s a rainbow, you run out to see it.
40-[ ] You usually don’t understand what your parents say.
Total: 13/40
Greater than 30 = Super Uke
21-30 = Uke
20 = Seme-uke
10-19 = Seme
Less than 10 = Super Seme
Congrats to me. I fuck people in the butt. What a retarded meme.
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