To a great gal with a good sense of humor ....

Two Furs approach the game table. Each have cards with all their emotional problems on them.
Answering honestly they slap them down………
Each cutting the deck, the cat getting the highest, goes first…..
“Hi. My name is Puma and I’m a Scorpio” laying a card down.
“Hello, I’m Cheska, and I’m a Psycho! “Countering with a slight unnerving grin.
“Okkkkkkk…. My Dad used to lock me in a closet when I was three.”
“My Dad came out of the closet when I was four.” Slap.
“I can’t have a orgasm unless I’m on top.”
“I can’t have a orgasm unless I’m on Crack!” slapping her card down with a maniacal look.
“Ok,,, well listen now. I have an imaginary friend named Bosco” Feeling he has her beat.
Slight pause, “You know Bosco?”
“Hay look, I’m neurotic, I need to see other people”
“I’m Schizophrenic , I,,, am,,, other,,, people!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”
“That’s it. Take the Prize. You Win!!!!”