Cover the kids' ears. . .
15 years ago
*growls and gnashes her teeth*
Stupid fucking landlord! Half-ass-ed, insipid, self-serving, asinine, cum guzzling gutter-slut!!
*hits her desk*
Dumb shit! I tell him, and tell him, does he listen?! No, that would be to easy!
*grinds her teeth*
So now my kitchen looks like the Pacific ocean, littered with towels, everything moved to get to the pools of water!
This could have all been avoided if he had damn well opened his Goddess-damned ears a few months ago! You know, last time this happened! But no! That would have cost him a few extra dollars to replace the valve and fittings. Can not have that! Much better to cause massive water damage to the kitchen . . . AGAIN!!
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*sighs*
I feel better, just wish he had half a clue and more then a dozen or so half-dead brain cells.
*wanders away*
Stupid fucking landlord! Half-ass-ed, insipid, self-serving, asinine, cum guzzling gutter-slut!!
*hits her desk*
Dumb shit! I tell him, and tell him, does he listen?! No, that would be to easy!
*grinds her teeth*
So now my kitchen looks like the Pacific ocean, littered with towels, everything moved to get to the pools of water!
This could have all been avoided if he had damn well opened his Goddess-damned ears a few months ago! You know, last time this happened! But no! That would have cost him a few extra dollars to replace the valve and fittings. Can not have that! Much better to cause massive water damage to the kitchen . . . AGAIN!!
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.
.
*sighs*
I feel better, just wish he had half a clue and more then a dozen or so half-dead brain cells.
*wanders away*
FA+

*offers a hug*