In the land of "Sword-o-Lupine" they aint gonna be any bookstores that sell both "adult content" and children books - So Barnes and Noble and the like are out, and all those local grocers who sell those dirty nasty magazines that share a rack with teen centric comic books and / or Dark Wing Duck... not in his nation, not if his congregation has their way. And so as it is "offline" so shall it most definitely be "online"... Like in China.

All praise the child like lupine and his sword!

And his army marches on.