Delicious Christmas Irony
15 years ago
Well, it doesn't have much to do with Christmas, per se... Except for the date of delivery.
So you've probably heard the rumors that we're gonna be a "cub porn site". Brilliant minds even insist on saying that the simple combination of the words "cub" and "affinity" (especially when using quotes such as I just did) only solidifies logic that supports that it's not just a rumor that the site is a "cub porn site" but that its an "obvious" fact.
Okay, so I'll consider that these wonderful people know perfectly well what they are talking about. So lets apply the logic to "fur" and "affinity"... IF we are to take it that these people have any idea what they are talking about, such as I am right now, this should be seen by anyone who doesn't know otherwise as "obviously meaning that FA is a zoophile and bestiality site.
But just about the time I start thinking that the logic and thought put into these manners of deduction are flawless and completely plausible I get an email on Christmas stating this...
After reviewing you policies/ideals I see that I was mistaken about the site. I was only signing on for the porn... Y'all take care with your site and community, its a shame about FA.
This along with none of the information that was asked for in order to approve their membership. In other words, since we as furries like to fling the "o word" around so much, he obviously doesn't want to join our site because he looked things over and saw that we were not going to be the kind of site we are rumored to be.
The more you know.
I honestly wish this individual well in his endeavors, and hope he had a Merry Christmas like I did. Same for all of you out there, whether you're the kind smart enough to rant and rave about the site like all the rumors are true, or if you're the people witty enough to figure it out... or just ask (intelligently)... I hope you are having a safe, fun and merry, most wonderful time of the year.
So you've probably heard the rumors that we're gonna be a "cub porn site". Brilliant minds even insist on saying that the simple combination of the words "cub" and "affinity" (especially when using quotes such as I just did) only solidifies logic that supports that it's not just a rumor that the site is a "cub porn site" but that its an "obvious" fact.
Okay, so I'll consider that these wonderful people know perfectly well what they are talking about. So lets apply the logic to "fur" and "affinity"... IF we are to take it that these people have any idea what they are talking about, such as I am right now, this should be seen by anyone who doesn't know otherwise as "obviously meaning that FA is a zoophile and bestiality site.
But just about the time I start thinking that the logic and thought put into these manners of deduction are flawless and completely plausible I get an email on Christmas stating this...
After reviewing you policies/ideals I see that I was mistaken about the site. I was only signing on for the porn... Y'all take care with your site and community, its a shame about FA.
This along with none of the information that was asked for in order to approve their membership. In other words, since we as furries like to fling the "o word" around so much, he obviously doesn't want to join our site because he looked things over and saw that we were not going to be the kind of site we are rumored to be.
The more you know.
I honestly wish this individual well in his endeavors, and hope he had a Merry Christmas like I did. Same for all of you out there, whether you're the kind smart enough to rant and rave about the site like all the rumors are true, or if you're the people witty enough to figure it out... or just ask (intelligently)... I hope you are having a safe, fun and merry, most wonderful time of the year.
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