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15 years ago
○● B R I T I S H ○●
[] You drink a lot of tea.
[] foggy weather is great.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win xFactor.
[] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It's football... not soccer.
Total:1
○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[] You wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned....sometimes...
[] You're a bit of a bogan,
[] You have an Australian something.
Total:3
○● I T A L I A N ○●
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some Italian.
[] You are under 5'10".
[] You know what an Italian horn is.
[] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk a lot with your hands.
Total:4
○● S P A N I S H ○●
[] You say member instead of Remember.
[] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
Total:3
○● R U S S I A N ○●
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[] You get cold easily.
[] Rain is fun for you
[] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total:2
○● I R I S H ○●
[x] You think beer is the best.
[] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have red hair.
[] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get together always includes drinking and singing.
Total:3
○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●
[] You say nigganukka casually.
[] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like fried chicken.
[] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[] You can sing gospel.
Total:3
○● A S I A N ○●
[x] You have slanty small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You play an instrument.
[x] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[x] Most people think you're Chinese.
[x] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[x] You go to Baulko.
Total: lol 9
○● G E R M A N ○●
[x] You like bread
[x] You eat a lot of potatoes...ESPECIALLY ROASTED!
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2".
Total:6
○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[] You like/play/played hockey.
[x] You love beer.
[x] You say eh
[] You know what poutine is.
[] You speak some French
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total:2
○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[] You hate foreigners.
[] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy
[x] You ate a burger
[] You have big ego
[] You don't read.
[] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total:2
○● B E L G I A N ○●
[x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[] You call a pub or bar a café.
[] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total:5
○● D U T C H ○●
[] You like the colour orange
[] You are a football enthusiast.
[] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[] You like the sea.
[] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[] You tend to favor the megalomania.
Total:1
○● A R A B ○●
[] You are a patriot
[] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[] You laugh at other accents
[] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[] You are tanned.
[] You have black hair.
[] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[] You dislike reading.
Total:0
So I am a Germasian.
[] You drink a lot of tea.
[] foggy weather is great.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win xFactor.
[] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It's football... not soccer.
Total:1
○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[] You wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned....sometimes...
[] You're a bit of a bogan,
[] You have an Australian something.
Total:3
○● I T A L I A N ○●
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some Italian.
[] You are under 5'10".
[] You know what an Italian horn is.
[] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk a lot with your hands.
Total:4
○● S P A N I S H ○●
[] You say member instead of Remember.
[] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
Total:3
○● R U S S I A N ○●
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[] You get cold easily.
[] Rain is fun for you
[] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total:2
○● I R I S H ○●
[x] You think beer is the best.
[] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have red hair.
[] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get together always includes drinking and singing.
Total:3
○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●
[] You say nigganukka casually.
[] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like fried chicken.
[] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[] You can sing gospel.
Total:3
○● A S I A N ○●
[x] You have slanty small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You play an instrument.
[x] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[x] Most people think you're Chinese.
[x] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[x] You go to Baulko.
Total: lol 9
○● G E R M A N ○●
[x] You like bread
[x] You eat a lot of potatoes...ESPECIALLY ROASTED!
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2".
Total:6
○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[] You like/play/played hockey.
[x] You love beer.
[x] You say eh
[] You know what poutine is.
[] You speak some French
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total:2
○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[] You hate foreigners.
[] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy
[x] You ate a burger
[] You have big ego
[] You don't read.
[] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total:2
○● B E L G I A N ○●
[x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[] You call a pub or bar a café.
[] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total:5
○● D U T C H ○●
[] You like the colour orange
[] You are a football enthusiast.
[] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[] You like the sea.
[] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[] You tend to favor the megalomania.
Total:1
○● A R A B ○●
[] You are a patriot
[] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[] You laugh at other accents
[] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[] You are tanned.
[] You have black hair.
[] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[] You dislike reading.
Total:0
So I am a Germasian.
