So my sister owns an irish wolf hound. Good dog, bit dumb, but good heart. Sometimes she has me come over and baby sit him. Seeing as I occasionally need time to get away and get to work on commissions and she has netflix, I dont really mind.

The effing dog just crapped all over my leg.

Here I am, lying on the couch, trying to get my love story done for blue when he jumps up. Now the irish wolf hound is the biggest dog in the world, and he weighs more than I do. Not that I care, he generally just cuddles.

Suddenly, righ as I am getting to the part where the two main characters lose themselves to a throw of undewater ecstacy my leg gets really warm. Looking down, I notice the biggest load of liquid dog fecal matterI have ever seen, on my leg.

Worst thing is, the dog has been sick lately, so his crap has been puss ridden.

I basically undid my pants and slid out of them before throwing up on her back porch. Gonna be fun to drive home with no pants.