Alright, I've reached the point where I cannot sit out on this political game anymore. I have no need of money, no desires for credibility, I simply want to work.

I'm going to expand my horizons using the only damn thing I have, my pen. In a few days I will be open for commissions. What will I be writing? Need a nasty letter sent to someone who has offended you? Need a sappy love letter? Need a reaaaally good apology? Want someone to troll an entire social group for you through an intellectually yet degrading written piece? I'm doing it all. Stories, reviews (of just about everything), miscellaneous tidbits, I will be open for it all (but so help me if any of you request tentacle porn).

However, I need an artist. I need an artist for my new display image. I'm giving 48-72 hours (the sooner you get it done, the more awesome), and $20 to the best artist who can do a upper torso view of my fursona looking like a snarky cynical editor. Flat color is preferred, and you better have some damn good art work if you're charging me twenty for an ink and a b&w shade.

Also, five dollars for the person (doesn't have to be the same) you can make a 100x100 icon for my avatar, that will double as my icon for all my submitted work.

Go, if you can't do it, have someone contact me who can. My pen is a'blazing, and I am raring to do some written work.