Holy crap, what a milestone!  Dekks_Shepperd picked up the honor like it was no big deal. Now I want to roll you all up in my Katamari. I want to get you all in a room and turn us all into plastic foxes and have a party. I want you all to be in my closet so's I can wear a different one of you every day for five and a half years. I want to put you all in a giant blender and pour you all into a mould, making you all into THE BEST WATCHER IN THE WORLD—I'll rocket to the bottom of FA Rank, but it will be worth it. I want to scribble your names all over my belly and take a photo of myself like that wearing a rubber mask. I want to sing your praises. I want to fuck you like an animal, I want to feel you from the inside. I want a new drug. I want to be the most popular girl. I want to be part of that world. I want you all to know how awesome you guys are, how much I appreciate that you're keeping an eye on me.

Next stop, 3,000. :)