You decide to Rob an adult book store, You have a cucumber in your pants, You have no wallet because said cucumber is in that paticular pocket and the other pocket has nothing but holes that are only good to see if your cucumber is doing ok. you run into the store in your baggy pants and begin to fill a potatoe sack with plastic vaginas. the clerk sees you ripping them off and calls the police while your busy taking every vagina within reach from the shelf. You drag the heavy 50KG sack out the door. Your pants fall to your ankles. Waiting outside is the only homosexual officer in the county. He books you on a charge of theft and tells all his gay friends about the loot you stole and the filthy scum covered green penis he seen infected with something. Perhaps if you washed your pecker.... YOu would not scare off even the ugliest girl in town and have to resort to steeling a bag of plastic pussies that seem to vaporize on contact with your weiner.
I apologize for this random thought. I dont know what I was thinking......><

Apiligo