So... me and a couple of my friend went out for the night, clubbing and such just for fun. The three of us were a little drunk, and my female foxie friend Schala jokingly said to head into that strip club. Laughing giddily, we headed inside and got a table right near the main stage, new drinks in front of us just as the lights went dim. Out from the curtains came the most adorable little fennec in such a cute pink thing with a matching scarf. Immediatly, my Jolteon friend Rick, smacked me on the rump and pushed me on stage with you. Blushing madly and a little bit drunk, I wandered over to you and you wrapped the scarf around my neck. Together, we put one one heck of a show for the rest of the crowd, and afterward, you invited the three of us to your back room for snacks among other things. >^.^<

Yeeeesss.... "snacks"

It was supposed to be made up, not the truth :P

I was part of the lonely hearts club. After hearing the band playing several hippie-stoned hits, I decided to visit the local Playboy club, looking for a job. My application was rejected the first time due to being male. But I insisted and thus was given the dream job. I wanted to wear the black uniform, but was informed that such was only for graduates. However, I was to be given a teacher, in the form of a very sexy fennec. It came as a shocker to find out the fennec was male, too. His cuteness was overwhelming, so much that learning to be a bunny was easy. He even taught me the fine art of touching the bunny tail and not getting caught for it. We became the envy of all the real bunny girls in the club, especially when we did our bunny dance show together. For being straight, the fennec was just too irresistible to not cuddle and never want to let go. I still need to do a pic for him for being an inspiration.

(Awww thx!)

Ah yes... We were the tops of our class (despite being the only ones in our class who didn't need tops)!

Ahhhh, Jaspian Jaspian Jaspian. So sad that your memory doesn't remember that one fine evening in the bowels of CERN.
You were in the process of tweaking the sensors for the muon experiment when I happened upon that fine FINE ass of yours
bent over the sensor array, cursing as you tried to get that little screwdriver into the set screw. I'd seen you around before
of course, most notably at the gay bar in town, so it suddenly occured to me that here was a fine opportunity to get to know
you a bit better. Don't you remember how I came up behind you and leaned over you, accidently grinding up against your butt.
You should have seen the look of startlement on your face, it was priceless. You looked like you were ready to punch me out, but
I think you might have then recognized me from the bar. I asked with a little nickery whurrr "Hey there, you need help with this?"
Of course, I didn't really specify what *THIS* was, and thankfully, you were quick witted enough to say yes. Then you dragged me off
to that little equipment closet that was there.. you know. I NEVER knew that closet was there. Gods.. that was a fun time.
Honestly, you don't remember that? Tsk...

Oh of course I remember this... how could I forget? Especially since you reinforced my memory quite frequently over the next few weeks....

What were you doing in the bowels of CERN anyway?

Oh, just being a technical enema, so to speak. :)

DUDE!

How could I possibly forget the time we met?

I was singing in the cabaret in a small club in Switzerland and you were there hiding from the Germans because you were working with the French Resistance during the Baguette War of the late 80s. You'd taken on the identity of one Fifi LaBelle and were masquerading as one of the showgirls when I accidentally walked into your dressing room and discovered your secret.

I'm so glad that things worked out as well as we did and though I can never look at a loaf of Pumpernickel without thinking about poor little Pele and what happened to him in the incident with those Polish Pierogi Profiteers, I'm glad I joined the resistance with you and we were able to win Freedom for French bakers everywhere.

VIVA LA CROISSANT!

My secret? You mean my stash of non-regulation viennoiserie?

Mais oui!

You were supposed to make something up, not tell the truth

Well you flipped over my head, rolled around and then you got up and said "I'm Jaspian!" and your shirt ripped off because of unknown forces.

That sounds just like me. Except for wearing a shirt....

Well that shirt didn't earn it's reputation for being the sneakiest shirt in the west for nothin'!

*chuckles* Wow. I dunno how we'd repopulate anything though ;)

There was a bounty on your head for 1000.0000.00$$ so of course I went after the money
It took 3 days to find you I saw you and i said put paws your up you said we don't have time for this. I was like what do you mean? You said we are surrounded I looked around my self to see 50 other bounty hunters and then you said to the other bounty hunters hello boys I been waiting for you and with lighting speed you and i started to take them out one by one. When it was over we where the only ones standing I had to ask you why is there a bounty on you.
You told me because I'm try to take over the world do you want to join me I said wow that sounds like fun sure I will join you but why me? You said because you look like you know how to fun. And that was it.

Sounds pretty accurate... although I think it was 100 bounty hunters

Well the fight was so fast it felt like 50. ^.^