people who watch blank pages!

Cuz, see, I was being my typical otter self, and not planning on posting anything on FA any time soon. But I've already got four watchers! There's an obligation, here. I must not disappoint my fans! :p

So, I'm going to start putting up my poetry. I'm even going to finish writing a few stories, and put those up. There's no telling how far this could go!

Also, since I missed 100 pageviews, I'm awarding a prize to the "lucky" fur that gets a screencap of 200 pageviews: A short story, yiffy or not, about anything the winner wants--provided it doesn't squick me.
The same prize goes to watcher number 10!

...you poor bastards.

And, if you're wondering why I'm not offering a poem, it's because my poetry means a lot more to me. I will never take any poetry requests of any kind, so please don't ask.

Well! This ought to be interesting. ^^ *watches from a safe distance*