1.) Put your media player of choice on shuffle.
2.) List the first fifteen songs that come up (skipping titles like "Fugue in D Minor") and add "in my pants" to the end.
3.) Bold the ones that actually made you LOL.
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#1 Your clown in my pants

#2 The Wickerman in my pants

#3 Just Feel Better in my pants

#4 Knock Me Down in my pants

#5 Through With You in my pants

#6 Japanese girls in my pants

#7 Family Portrait in my pants

#8 Insane in my pants

#9 Two-Seater in my pants

#10 Push It in my pants

#11 Come See About me in my pants

#12 Still in my pants

#13 Willing to Wait in my pants

#14 Smack in my pants

#15 Sweet Transvestite in my pants

I'm a just sweet transvestite, from transsexual, transylvaina