so at work on Monday we had a horde of people in the morning, and we had prepared for as much as possible, making batch after batch of popcorn to make sure we didn't run out. well as shit turns out we did run out of popcorn, and we had to sell receipts to redeem your popcorn at a LATER time when we had some made.
now everyone and their mother was buying large bags of popcorn and each batch we make only equals out to about 2 and a half large bags. we had a line of just customers waiting for popcorn so i had to end up telling everyone in my cash register line for concession that it would be approximately 30 mins before the popcorn would be ready (after the horde of previously waiting people had gotten served of course)

so that person leaves to their movie and the next person in line apparently wasn't paying attention when i said NO POPCORN FOR 30 MINUTES. and orders a large bag.


I'm like STFU people and listen. i was about thisclose from going on a rant that would have probably lost me my job,

something like this in a very loud obnoxious ghetto black man voice.

"EXCUSE ME all the mother fucking dumb-ass people waiting in the lobby, there is NO fucking popcorn right now because all your FAT asses bought it in the first 20 minutes of opening. DO NOT Ask for any until we have served all our previously waiting patrons. The hot dogs are also STILL COOKING which means they are cold, if you LIKE a fucking cold hot dog , go ahead and get salmonella with it. THANK YOU!"

i swear there was a lady who came up with 2 large bags asking for refills right in front of the line of people who hadnt gotten any popcorn yet, i was about to slap that dumb broad. the fucking nerve.

everything was going wrong, we ran out of butter, we had no nacho cheese, the hot dogs were cold, the popcorn was taking forever, and we had an angry mob of children running around the lobby screaming, what a good football punt to one of them wouldn't solve...

and the great thing is i was usher as well, i was only helping with the load for concession, i still had to go back and clean up all the bags of crap people bought, and GUESS WHAT?!?!? there was a crap load of large bags lying around in empty theaters, like hardly eaten, i was soo pissed that people don't even finish their popcorn and take it from the rest of the customers.


anyways end of my rant..
like anyone reads my day..