I have thought long and hard about this. And i have finally figured out why man exists...

It is written that on the seventh day, god saw that it was good, and rested...

On the eighth day. God looked around and said "but it could be better... but how?... I know, I must create a creature that exists for nothing but to find something to complain about! Surely this creature will find the tiniest of flaws in my grand design... Yes! And I shall call it Man Kind"

Tell me it doesn't make just a little too much sense..







And on the ninth day, God screamed OH JUST SHUT UP! *booooooom*