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sex meme, haha. this is so great
14 years ago
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yeah, my husband -billy- lol
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
While a good romp before work is always nice, I prefer nighttime lovin's.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Whatever side is closest to the wall/furthest away from the door.
4. Do you masturbate?
Duh.
5. How often? Lately?
Not too often. I might have yesterday, though.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I'll let you see my tits for $30.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers; sitting in your own filth is just.. ew.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yezzir.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Not by choice, really. Porn is so disgustingly hilarious to me.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive! Lemme see some passion!
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
My husband, lol
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Like, maybe a baker's dozen.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Money, I already have love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Biting, watersports, orgasm control.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. SIGH, I was such a bimbo in highschool. :/
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In my own bed, durr.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Probably the Dauphin Island wharf.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
I actually don't know, lol.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
YES! My boss took me just a few days ago! Fucking kickASS.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
I've tried it once, and failed miserably. She was SO not into me.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
I've never been kicked out of anywhere. Unlike most here, I go outside and know how to control myself.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
YES. I was on the job, delivering some pizzas n' shit to a local bar/lounge, and some motherfucker tried to pick me up. Who the fuck hits on the delivery girl?!
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Chyeah. Shit's legit.
24. What's your sexuality?
Fluctuating/evolving.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Yup!
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Does in the shower count? Otherwise, no.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No, and I work with my husband. SO SAD.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Dude, do you know how hard I tried to get a job at a porn shop? I've been to every one this town has to offer, lol.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Haha, no. I haven't been in one since finding employment.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
I did, but it was a gift from an ex that another ex stole from me.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
It was a white, swirly vibrator. It was appropriately dubbed "The Unicorn."
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
I posted tits on 4chan once. And there's cellphone pics sent to old boyfriends. And then there was that one time with the video and shit, but I made sure that was deleted. OH, but one guy I dated in highschool recorded me giving him a blowjob, so I smashed his phone. xD
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Almost. I was über-drunk.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Duh? I was a highschool freshman at one point, too.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yes, haha. Fuck you, furries.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Duuuuhh?
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
The one where I'm on my back with my ankles up on Billy's shoulders. If anyone knows the name of that, please share. ♥
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Cunnilingus. Ohhh yeaah.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Chyeah. It's pretty much the best.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
The 5% of furfags who aren't virgins, lol.
Yeah, my husband -billy- lol
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
While a good romp before work is always nice, I prefer nighttime lovin's.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Whatever side is closest to the wall/furthest away from the door.
4. Do you masturbate?
Duh.
5. How often? Lately?
Not too often. I might have yesterday, though.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I'll let you see my tits for $30.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers; sitting in your own filth is just.. ew.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yezzir.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Not by choice, really. Porn is so disgustingly hilarious to me.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive! Lemme see some passion!
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
My husband, lol
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Like, maybe a baker's dozen.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Money, I already have love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Biting, watersports, orgasm control.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. SIGH, I was such a bimbo in highschool. :/
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In my own bed, durr.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Probably the Dauphin Island wharf.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
I actually don't know, lol.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
YES! My boss took me just a few days ago! Fucking kickASS.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
I've tried it once, and failed miserably. She was SO not into me.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
I've never been kicked out of anywhere. Unlike most here, I go outside and know how to control myself.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
YES. I was on the job, delivering some pizzas n' shit to a local bar/lounge, and some motherfucker tried to pick me up. Who the fuck hits on the delivery girl?!
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Chyeah. Shit's legit.
24. What's your sexuality?
Fluctuating/evolving.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Yup!
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Does in the shower count? Otherwise, no.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No, and I work with my husband. SO SAD.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Dude, do you know how hard I tried to get a job at a porn shop? I've been to every one this town has to offer, lol.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Haha, no. I haven't been in one since finding employment.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
I did, but it was a gift from an ex that another ex stole from me.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
It was a white, swirly vibrator. It was appropriately dubbed "The Unicorn."
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
I posted tits on 4chan once. And there's cellphone pics sent to old boyfriends. And then there was that one time with the video and shit, but I made sure that was deleted. OH, but one guy I dated in highschool recorded me giving him a blowjob, so I smashed his phone. xD
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Almost. I was über-drunk.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Duh? I was a highschool freshman at one point, too.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yes, haha. Fuck you, furries.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Duuuuhh?
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
The one where I'm on my back with my ankles up on Billy's shoulders. If anyone knows the name of that, please share. ♥
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Cunnilingus. Ohhh yeaah.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Chyeah. It's pretty much the best.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
The 5% of furfags who aren't virgins, lol.
