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"A perverted meem from Sunspot revised got Gray Muzzle"
14 years ago
So if Sunspot was a TV talk show host and was interviewing Puma it would go something like this...
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
I may be an opportunist, but I’m also a gentleman.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes…please *grins*
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Usually the side with the wet spot, unless we’re stacking, LOL!
4. Do you masturbate?
Plumbing still works, so yes…
5. How often? Lately?
When the mood and opportunity arise… Speaking of arise, if you will excuse me… LOL!
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not for money, lost a bet once, but that was only after a lot of booze… (never again…ugh!)
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers. I’m always looking for female volunteers with dirty backs….
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
See answer #7…
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Weeeelll ……Isn’t that the reason for question #4 *blush*
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Hummm Both have their allure… *grins*
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
One, and she knows it too… *grins*
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No, wish I did. Some look like that would be a hoot.
13. Would you choose love or money?
They say, money can’t buy you love… But I thought this was about sex?
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Only three???
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Not yet, still looken… *mischievous grins*
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In a cabin in front of a roaring fire. *sigh* The lovely lady is gone but I do have my memories…
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In the back room of a very busy pub…naughty story…
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Same pub…. *blush*
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
This is getting embarrassing… Remember that pup? It was male stripper nite and I was volunteering as a bartender… Other than the strippers I was the only other male in the place…
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
It’s not why I went there, I owed the owner a favor… It just kind of worked out that way…
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope, should have been a few times though… Helps to know the owner, very well… *grins*
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Damn, were you there that night? LOL!
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No sex, but I was kissed, but he outran me before I could kick his ass…LOL
24. What's your sexuality?
Heterosexual, But I’m not judgmental.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Drive-in count? (That’s an outdoor theater to all you youngsters out there…Look it up)
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Silly sod, question #7, remember the shower thing? *grins*
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Remember the shower thing? I worked graveyard for a truck stop for years… There are lots of lady drivers out there *bigger grins*
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yep!
29. Bought something from an adult store?
For me special lady…
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Mmmmmmmmmmm maybe…
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
I didn’t exactly admit to owning any, LOL
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Nun that I know of… *scratches head thoughtfully * maybe….
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Hell No! Call it survival instinct!!
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
No, but I’ve been told what to go do to myself before. Does that count?
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Not for a while, what IM do you use?…
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Oh yes, just ask any lady I’ve been out with LOL! *nom, nom, nom*
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
What ever the lady likes, the lady gets..
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Why should I act? *puzzled look*
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
SHHHHHHHHHH! *nods discreetly*
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Well, whoever reads this, then I challenge you… *smirk*
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
I may be an opportunist, but I’m also a gentleman.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes…please *grins*
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Usually the side with the wet spot, unless we’re stacking, LOL!
4. Do you masturbate?
Plumbing still works, so yes…
5. How often? Lately?
When the mood and opportunity arise… Speaking of arise, if you will excuse me… LOL!
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not for money, lost a bet once, but that was only after a lot of booze… (never again…ugh!)
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers. I’m always looking for female volunteers with dirty backs….
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
See answer #7…
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Weeeelll ……Isn’t that the reason for question #4 *blush*
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Hummm Both have their allure… *grins*
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
One, and she knows it too… *grins*
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No, wish I did. Some look like that would be a hoot.
13. Would you choose love or money?
They say, money can’t buy you love… But I thought this was about sex?
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Only three???
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Not yet, still looken… *mischievous grins*
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In a cabin in front of a roaring fire. *sigh* The lovely lady is gone but I do have my memories…
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In the back room of a very busy pub…naughty story…
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Same pub…. *blush*
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
This is getting embarrassing… Remember that pup? It was male stripper nite and I was volunteering as a bartender… Other than the strippers I was the only other male in the place…
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
It’s not why I went there, I owed the owner a favor… It just kind of worked out that way…
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope, should have been a few times though… Helps to know the owner, very well… *grins*
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Damn, were you there that night? LOL!
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No sex, but I was kissed, but he outran me before I could kick his ass…LOL
24. What's your sexuality?
Heterosexual, But I’m not judgmental.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Drive-in count? (That’s an outdoor theater to all you youngsters out there…Look it up)
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Silly sod, question #7, remember the shower thing? *grins*
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Remember the shower thing? I worked graveyard for a truck stop for years… There are lots of lady drivers out there *bigger grins*
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yep!
29. Bought something from an adult store?
For me special lady…
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Mmmmmmmmmmm maybe…
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
I didn’t exactly admit to owning any, LOL
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Nun that I know of… *scratches head thoughtfully * maybe….
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Hell No! Call it survival instinct!!
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
No, but I’ve been told what to go do to myself before. Does that count?
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Not for a while, what IM do you use?…
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Oh yes, just ask any lady I’ve been out with LOL! *nom, nom, nom*
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
What ever the lady likes, the lady gets..
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Why should I act? *puzzled look*
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
SHHHHHHHHHH! *nods discreetly*
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Well, whoever reads this, then I challenge you… *smirk*
Mikau
~mikau
Mmm, shower sex <3
puma
~puma
OP
In that we do agree.... *grins*
Mikau
~mikau
*nodnods and winks* Indeed!
